I'VE HAD SEX WITH B3TANS THAT WEREN'T FAT AND UGLY
Does that count?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

LIES!
ON THE INTERNET!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:00, Reply)

There is no such thing.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:01, Reply)

*Coughs*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:17, Reply)

While we're on that subject.
Was B***a annoying and terminally bereft of a sense of humour or irony all the time, or only when drunk?
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

In all honesty, I was able to avoid the lack of humour, so I couldn't tell you

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:13, Reply)

Now I've met b3tans who weren't fat.
And I've met b3tans who weren't ugly.

The only b3tans who aren't both are me, Mr. Tea and Flapjack. As any fule kno.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:02, Reply)

If I were fat, at least I could lose weight.
Unfortunately I'm already skinny.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

so was AA any good then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:05, Reply)

I'm an RAC man.
The AA is for the proles.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:09, Reply)

RAC? you dun RAC? you fucking kinky shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:12, Reply)

You're making in-jokes. Probably of a sexual nature.
You awful horrid awful bully.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:19, Reply)

you should tell the mods, if they weren't such useless cunts.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:23, Reply)

They fucking are.
I blame them for all these dreary shitcunts being such dreary shitcunts. If the mods had anything about them they'd have taken them to one side and told them not to be such dreary shitcunts. How hard could it be? Just add "about to be a dreary shitcunt? STOP! don't be a dreary shitcunt" to the post form.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Adam is still allowed to post yet Frank keeps getting banned?
BORED OF THIS NOW!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 23:29, Reply)