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Enough of that Battered person
It seems that supermarkets are using more plastic bags than ever, should bags be taxed to try and reduce the amount we use?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:07,
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Yes - or at least make them charge like they do in Eire.
Very simple - it's something like 5C a bag there, which means no more Witches' Knickers in the trees, and whenever you go shopping you check to make sure you take bags with you first.
Alt: grey.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:09,
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I think everyone should just have a marsupial pouch stitched into their chest
you'd just have to watch how you put sharp cornered packs of meat in
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:11,
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This would lead to warm beer, surely?
and therefore is a bad thing.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Nothing says "England" like warm beer and cold pies.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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This is an extremely dull question.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:12,
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PLASTIC BAG THREAD!!!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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SAUSAGE BOAT ETC
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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BOAT! lol
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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SHEDLOLZ
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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that was the meme i forgot
stupid quinten
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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Is the stress of selling the business getting to you Quents?
You don't seem your usual sharp self today.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:21,
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no stress really, bit sleepy i guess
there was a mouse in my girlfriend's kitchen last night, we caught him and put him out
he was a proper disney mouse too, big ears and the whole lot, i was expecting lee evans to come in chasing him with a hammer
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:25,
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he was really tame too, didn't panic or fret when i picked him up
he had been in the toaster though, the only place he could find any crumbs
there was poo in there and wee so we chucked it out
the cat brought the mouse in, there's no other way it could have got in
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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Your house is airtight?
Mice can get through holes smaller than atomic size, or something like that.
More likely the cat though.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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well it's a new build so it would have a lot of work to do to get in
she knows it was the cat as she saw her playing with something yesterday morning but didn't realise it was a mouse
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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Cats are sadists.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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the mouse was unharmed
i think she was just playing, been lonely since the other cat passed away
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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You've been filming a British Gas advert AICMPF
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:52,
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i don't understand
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:59,
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Well I declare!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:31,
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lee evans was in that mousetrap film where he and that guy from birdcage were trying to catch a mouse
i think that's film is underrated really, it harked back to laurel and hardy for me really
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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BOAT! loL
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! lol
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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BOAT! loL
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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I was thinking of you when I came up with it.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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MUTHA FUCKEN ZING BITCH!
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Yes.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:13,
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Newspapers are a bigger problem.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Something witty about phone hacking!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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^This^
Also
The Meeja.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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I can't decide between the 'Peter Storm' brand, which represents value for money,
or the 'Sprayway' brand which provides a more deluxe water protection action, and looks great too - but you certainly have to pay for it!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:14,
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Monty, did they ever find out what happened to that little girl who called 999 yesterday?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:17,
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was she in canterbury?
because that's a REALLY long commute from london
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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Yup it was indeed a hoax.
2 ten year old shits messing about.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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Points to me.
Fucking yes.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:23,
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Hoax call apparently
two 10 year olds being questioned about it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:20,
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throw them in the cells with the local Gadd for a few hours
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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no, they're more environmentally friendly than so-called 'bags for life'
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:15,
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People are right scummy with disposable everything, just chuck it away man.
WHY CANT THEY USE BINS
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:16,
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Some fat povvo in my street throws a 2L coke bottle over my front fence about once a week.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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HAHAHA YEAH IT'S ME!!!!
It's not me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:19,
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Jesus Christ almighty, the state of London Fields and Victoria Park after a sunny day is A DOWNRIGHT DISGRACE
fucking pricks can act like their fucking cool in a hat and matching dickie bow but they can't use a fucking bin !! Disgraceful !!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:22,
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maybe someone needs to design a hipster bin?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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A massive upside down trilby
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:27,
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With a graphic of a man in leggings on the side.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:28,
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I was using that bin ages ago, before everyone knew about it.
There's this really cool bin that I use now, its location is only passed on by the barman at this pub I know.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:30,
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London Fields is especially a fucking disgrace. Dirty cunts.
Barbecues are not even permitted in Vic Park but DO THEY LISTEN???? NO THEY DO NOT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:24,
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what are you? fucking plod?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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He's such a SQUARE
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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I'm a top secret barbecue mod for the park.
It's a secret though.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:51,
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Monty Boyce: Al Fresco Detective
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:58,
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no.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:18,
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elucidate please
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:33,
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won't
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:36,
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What can my kids eat at your pub?
They're not at all fussy, but my desire to please my children is in direct conflict with the contents of my wallet.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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oh and when i got in i was the only bloke here this morning, dom's back (looks like she had some work done, looks good though)
and tracey's in, and sue and old 'Allison no-arse', and louise but i don't care about her
but then kev came in and tricky got back and i was like :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:35,
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You don't like Tricky, do you Q
What is it about him you find so disagreeable?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:37,
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He rebuffed Quizzle here's homosexual advances at the Xmas party at Yates's.
Poor old Q misread the signals. Turns out Tricky isn't into that sort of thing at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Quelle dommage :(
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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oh wait you just reminded me of the other reason
he was engaged back at the time of the christmas party, everyone was having a bit of a laugh, having some fun, i misbehaved a bit but nothing too serious.
Tricky followed Sasha home in the middle of the night, despite getting no signals from her that she was interested, pestered her for sex and refused to leave for over an hour.
He's a dirty, rapey little shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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Jeez
Yes, he sounds unpleasant. Can't you get rid of him some how?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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not my problem anymore!
:)))))))))))))))))))))!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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No?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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selling up, started a new company
I just wish we hadn't sold it as a going concern, we're sharing the office til next year
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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Oh, well congratulations, best of luck and all that
Do you mind me asking what industry you're in?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:50,
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YES I BLOODY DO
kev's a lawyer, joe's an accountant, i'm just a clinger-on-er who invested some money 14 years ago and occasionally kicks them in the bum
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:53,
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Ah, Bumkicking is a dying trade
Nice to see someone's still keeping the torch burning
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:55,
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he's totally incompetent
frequently lets the whole company down, is probably the stupidest person i've ever met. he also caused 1 million pounds worth of damage in a previous job, joe and kev used to stick up for him but now we're selling everyone agrees Tricky is a cunt, Joe even sings that at him.
I dislike him, but it's nothing too serious
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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A million punds worth??
Bloody hell...what's the story there?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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he worked on an industrial site
played around with petrol, set fire to his glove, threw his glove on the ground and burned the place down.
we've been paying his damages via AoE and had no end of problems with the courts because of it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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Christ, what a prick
Sounds like you might not have to sack him...he's the sort that will end up in jail one day.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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i live in hope
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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Age of Empires?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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Attachment of earnings
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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Age of Empires?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:47,
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an attachment of earnings is a court order where we pay a percentage of his wages to the court to cover the cost of his debt
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:48,
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He used to work at the docks in Zeebrugge.
Stupid cunt left the back doors open on some fucking ferry or something. It was in the news and everything.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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*sings Let It Be*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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No, they should just get rid of them, like they've been threatening to for years
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:38,
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Is this about aylum seekers?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:39,
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contextlols
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:40,
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but why when they're the most economic form of baggage?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:41,
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Because they're cluttering p my kitchen Q
And NOTHING clutters up TH's kitchen. NOTHING!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:42,
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i used to have that problem, but if you re-use them (i use mine for bin bags for my recycling and stuff)
they're EVEN even more environmentally friendly than bags for life
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:43,
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Our cunt prick wanker bin men won't take the wheelie bins if they've got bags in them
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:44,
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that's shitty, i've got communal bin areas so i just chuck any old shit in there
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:45,
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For people that root around in shit all day
They aren't half picky about what they'll take.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:46,
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Sounds like bags do.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:01,
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