There was a whole family in the gym today, mum, dad, two kids, does no one work anymore?
Alt: if you had to compete in the Olympics what event and why.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:29, 87 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Kids traditionally don't work bobby.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

Speak for yourself, me I was oop chimne' afore I cud walk

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

This is why he keeps referring to the children in his classes as "colleagues"
He hasn't worked out that they aren't getting paid yet.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I blame HR

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I meant the parents

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I saw teh Weightlifting last night
It was a surprisingly enjoyable evening watching men lift 2 and half times their own bodyweight.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

i thought this at alton towers the other week
it was full of kids during school time. why weren't the little cunts at school?

i will compete when they add the platinum medal category. until then, it's not worth my time. or a PINK medal.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Hey Swipe, you know Chompy is ignoring you and writing posts just being rude about you and the fact that you have lopsided labia majora.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Bah, symmetrical genitals are overrated.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I only like their first album.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I liked them before they got their record deal, then they sold out.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I went to school with them. Always knew they had talent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Nonce

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

ignore is for wusses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

YEASH!
if anyone had any right to ignore me it would be you or AA and neither of you ever have, and i don't think i've ever really seen you pick on psychochomnp os i've got no idea what he's on about

i suspect he has female parts
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you know how people have holidays, right?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

Alt: Conscientious objector.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I conscientously object to waterproof trousers and new mobile phones

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:37, Reply)

When my super-spy mod powers kick in, I'm going to look after you, Al.
You're one of the good guys.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

I don't know where we'd be without him

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Lower on the international obesity league tables for a start.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

This is very witty

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Cor, it is an'all!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Maybe they were on holiday.
Javelin because I've always fancied spear chucking.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Racist AND a shit cunt, eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Racist?
Only in a sexy way.

Monty - we can talk about this, if you like - did I offend you in a previous life or something? Or are you just internet hardmanning it to impress the female-sounding accounts?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Oh shut up. I beg you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

it's all your gay pictures that I find most upsetting about you

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Or arousing?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

he wears zany hats to highlight how interesting he is
that's sexy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

I'm so hard right now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

you could do him and his fat wife

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Does he have any rabbits?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

sexy rabbits
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

fuckswithmytoesis

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I don't know if that picture is unattractive due to the model or the talent of the artist.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

it's got the sad air of a portfolio for his gcse's

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

The phrase 'desperately poor' springs immediately to mind.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I think he should ignore you all, you terrible bullies.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

+when looking in the mirror

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Oh God I've just seen his profile.
It hasn't helped matters.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:52, Reply)

anonymous, unnoticed
_invisible


You can see why fat goth chicks really dig him
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:55, Reply)

oh god, is he the one with all the terrible vectored emo 'photos'?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

In his mind,
his life is like 'a really dark graphic novel' involving some bent cunt like 'Batman' or some shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7344663
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

alt: archery or fencing
although I'd love to be able to swim fast
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Some people work shifts. Others take paid leave at this time of year.
Alt: sitting down and doing nothing, in the category for 39 year old lazy wankers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I'm in two years extensive training for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It's been my lifelong dream to get gold in this category.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Something where I could sit down.
Target shooting, perhaps. Or horse riding.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

The thought of being able to do anything to Olympic standard (apart from wanking) is a nice one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh God, please let's not have Monty-mod.
Stepping for people that don't like Hawkwind, bans for anybody that doesn't count Hendrix as the greatest guitarist ever.

Reams upon reams of music threads because everything else is fucking shit and not to be tolerated.

You know that bit in Back to the Future 2 when Biff is mod of Hill Valley? It'd be like that. I don't want a boob job :(
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

why would anyone want to be a mod?
abuse from some people and whining gazzes from others.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Is that not like it is now
but with less cock?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Been a mod before.
It was fucking shit. Do not want.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

It is a bit rubbish
But stamping on shitcunts? Love it, for all of two minutes and then I realise I'm on the internet stuck behind a keyboard.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

and no closer to ever losing your virginity

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I have got no desire whatsoever
to find out how many whiny gazzes about bullying this page would generate.

More than anything else, the place just needs somebody to have a stern word occasionally to tell people to leave each other the fuck alone.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

It's be easier if people would practice on their internet banter abit more
I'm a level 14 banterking, beat that losers
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

Yeah, I agree
but sometimes it does get personal and nasty and on occasion people need to be told to wind their necks in. I don't think accounts/people need to be moderated most of the time.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

I'm afraid there is no God.
And I WILL be secret mod - I will be....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:53, Reply)

remember i hooked you up, yo?
can i have special powers please?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Yes. Yes you can.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Oh Janet
First Manolith, now Monty? WHEN WILL YOUR REIGN OF TERROR END!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

throwing bit of kitchen roll into a bin from a short distance.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:58, Reply)

You have kitchen roll?
Well la-de-da, Mr Park Avenue.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I like to make small black children fetch it back out the bin.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

drinking.
or drinking.

my 6 weeks on the wagon are going to HURT :(
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Why are stoppng boozing for 6 weeks?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

who's your sponsor?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

White Lightning
AICMFP
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I'm chronically unemployable, except for the modelling.
Alt- modelling.

I must say I do approve of the new ignore shizzle, no more bullying from Swipola!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

YOU ARE CHOMPY AND I FEEL A BIT SORRY FOR YOU
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

You shouldn't I got a bacon sandwich this morning, IN BED!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

MMMM DID YOU GIVE HER SOME PORK IN RETURN?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I say, that's a bit rude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

If not incredibly culturally insensitive.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

No, I had a nap after then went to work.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

psychochomp and superfly are dicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

i've got cyclechomp on ingore now lol
he is a bit of a dick though, isn't he?

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

you should put them on *super*ignore

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I've been nothing but nice to you Quint
and this is how you repay me?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

it's just banter you dick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

yeah but I disagree with you on something so I'm gonna put you on ignore and slag you off, you dick

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

is there olympic shitting?
i'd have a ruddy good crack at olympic shitting. especially today. i'd have to get someone to collect my gold medal on my behalf because i'd still be there, curling one out. they'd have to dismantle the stadium around me leaving the khazi till last.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)