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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I quite like plumdozer and battered.
back-story on /offtopic hate campaigns, pls.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Nothing to see here move along please.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
BULLYING!! MODS!!1!11

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)
Jan your daughters 12 my sons 14 we should encourage a junior B3TA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
this sounds altogether wrong.
but my daughter is a b3tan in the making. some weirdo rapist-in-waiting in her year told her she'd 'never have a cock in her mouth' and she was all 'well, not yours anyway, tinydick*'

* we have addressed this with the head of year

[to clarify, she is twelve]
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
A chip of the old block then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
is this rude or complimentary?
I've been on /talk so long i can't tell anymore
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Little of column A
Little of column B
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
wanna cyber?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
That lost me?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
loser.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
I shall search down the back of the sofa
Then I shall be the finder
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Hang on, you're trying to encourage procreation between underage kids?
MODS!!!!11 etc
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)
Time for your MEDS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
But I've still got the last lot under my tongue :(
and the medication too, roffle
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
what do you like about us?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
I like your smile.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
cee cee peniston lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
Bejazzus you've got an ear for shite music but that's just what I thought.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
she remains the only female to have a top 10 hit with the word 'penis' in her name.
and that's not to be sniffed at.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Lolz

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
oh my GOD
Dozer is such an insensitive cunt. He fucken insulted Darths bird. Saying shit like "I don't like blondes"
AND SHE IS A BLONDE!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Yeah he hates women truefax

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)
only if they're up his bum

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
I thought darth was a gay?
and please don't say 'bumder' or ''quender' as both make my teeth itch.
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)
That 'quender' things is almost as annoying as HSH used to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
HSH?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
This, but with a floral pattern insert on the first post.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
There used to be a bit more tea and kittens than now.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Not really
It was a bit less vitriolic, and a bit more EMO.

That's all.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
JUST TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK IT STANDS FOR, DONNY.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
"home sweet home"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Home Sweet Home
What sort of "home" it was I have no idea.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
a shitbox, that's what it was.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
It was just the same as this, but with a badge.
Some of them daytime posters might like remember that there was a daytime HSH thing too, y'know.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
no he is not!!!!!!!
Ballroom dancing is much manlier than you may think, great exercise, keeping you fit with a smoking hot bird on your arm
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
those fucken quenderous bumders was just jealous
That's why they started the gay rumor
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
Nah, he's just fucking camp

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)
Mexican midget wrestling

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:01, Reply)
That story about the mexican wrestling midgets that got killed, by some prozzies.
I must find the link.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
Can't really remember any apart from the entire Bert/ Cat hater stuff. Choppy & Swipe don't get along, I struggle with Al a bit sometimes but nothing else springs to mind.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)
tl;dr

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Battered came to a pub, I said hello, he suffered a mental breakdown and then declared me the rudest man in the world.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:57, Reply)
I ain't got beef wiv no one and everyone loves me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Truefax Nakkers
We all love you
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Thx bbz xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
*acts all coy*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
i think you're a bit of a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
To don't even know me man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)
i didn't mean it.
Don't tell dozer, but you're my favourite really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)
hahahaihateyou

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)
ohhmmgee here's a backstory and with added PICTURES !!
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post818764
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
becky jizzbox is the one fucking her brother in case you were wondering

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Pure mental genius right there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)
Roberts the best offtopic poster there ever was, period

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)
sweet jebus.
who was that ginger yank bird who kept on about her tits and then posted a photo of herself in a tiny bath with said tits out?
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
She was butters man

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
bobfoc?

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:20, Reply)
i found the fawning replies to her post to be the most disturbing
ur reely purty I wud luv u 4eva *spurt spurt spurt* xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
I missed this. Link? Ginger bird squeezed into bathtub?

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
People were ranging on gingers
She posted a pic in a vest with no bra to show how hot a ranga can be, it didn't work. Not sure about the bathtub
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
I've missed so much by not being here all the time.
Maybe I ought to get a call centre job too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)
It's good to hav a dream

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
body off baywatch, face off crimewatch...

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Exempt.
WARNING: Thread contains hazardous levels of smugness, delusion and sweaty-handed rapists.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Woodside - you found that far too quickly
I wear glasses, but not in the bath.

EDIT - I would - but then again at the moment I'd do a snake if you held it's head down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:43, Reply)
I've got a good memory for names.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
And scantily clad ginger bespectactled women standing in baths.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
he's like the fucken wizard of oz

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)
Of all the animals...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
I'd do a cow too.
I like the "come here" look in cows eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
QOTW at its finest

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
I love you. soz.

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
I miss dg

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)
wow.
Just wow.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
we'd never have had that if ignore 2.0 had been around

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I bet even mums net doesn't have ignore 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Pretty good eh?
There are two things to learn from this, don't tell anyone anything about yourself, don't let them get pictures of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
I'm off to the Pub.
TA TA
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
you'l find out soon enough

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
WHY ARE YOU AND KRISTEN HATING ON ME??

(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
because you're a retard
my name is Kristine
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)
That's fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:32, Reply)
i didn't hate on her till she spelled my name wrong

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
I think that is a fair thing to do

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)
OH FINE KRISTINE THEN.
please don't hit me
(I helped save b3ta! janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)
uh
i didn't know I was. If I was I'd put more effort in.

Besides girls have to be bitchy at each other, it's the law
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)
this is like battered all over again

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Cavy has knocked up her girlfriend and now has to marry her?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)
people have opened up in this thread!
Insensitive cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)
You spread for the thread?
Oh K, I thought you were a good christian girl
(Bazongaloid, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
i heard from someone they were either a racist or a paedophile or both

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
At least the black kids are safe from them then

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
hahahahahahaha
Omfg
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
I'm a glass half full kind of guy

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)
Battered's a prince among men.
By which I mean he's a midget with a fetish for purple and got dumped by Scots chanteuse Sheena Easton.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Those pictures of Al and Gonz are piss funny.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

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