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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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paging stuj...stuj to /offtopic now please...what's the reckoning for exeter 16 - 20 august?
alt: yes, i'm using b3ta for my own nefarious needs. suck it up, muddyfunsters.
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:09,
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Moderate, becoming good.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:11,
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Best of all the Marilyn Manson albums.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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WAAAAAAY too early to say The LOVELY Sidekick.The furthest my charts go out to is 6 days. It's lookng good for the 9th at the moment, ask me a bit closer to the date.
also: *Panders*
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:16,
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FUCKING 16TH STUJ.CHRIST, DO YOU WANT FUCKING JAM ON IT?
love you xxx
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:17,
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Oh can I?Diddle Dee jam please.
:D
Ta lully.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:18,
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how about manchester city centre, tomorrow?can you do that one??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:24,
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Sure.Rain overnight, and then further showers tomorrow, possibly thundery.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:26,
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lovely thank youand if i want blue skies and sunshine? can you make that happen?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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fuck off with your next-day weather requests.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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i didn't want to ask for too muchi'm a very meek and undemanding sort
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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well noted, and a good excuse.(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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Manchester?About eight quid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:28,
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Oh man, still a penny short of tramp-sex.:(
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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It's 11p.It's ALWAYS been 11p.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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it doesn't sound like a great business model to meeven penny sweets have gone up in value over the years
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49,
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Yeah, but if I try to charge them more than 11p they go elsewhere for it.(
stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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Hey now the LOVELY Kristine, if you two are going to fight over me at least give me enough time to fill the paddling pool with jelly.:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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STOP FLIRTING WITH THEM STUJ I SWEAR I'LL CUT YOU(
janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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hush it up teabag or you'll be gumming your bubble and squeak(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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i don't even need a kindle to download fifty shades of grey now(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:37,
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Afternoon allJust been for a couple of beers with the excellent Mr DG
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:27,
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Sporto's been drinking!\o/
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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\o/ indeedI am simply topping up from last night
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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Good planYou never see an alcoholic with a hangover
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:39,
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I intend on re-topping up tonight prior to tomorrow's all-day BBQ drinkathon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41,
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Be sure to line your stomach firstGuinness is the best for this.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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I'm trying Peronifollowed by red wine and Leffe Brun
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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Excellent, you are superb 'vee eff emm' when you've had a couple.Go on, say something funny.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:29,
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Don't tell anyone but we only had two pintsAlso:
I'm not dead - official.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34,
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I demand a second opinion.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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I'm not dead - officialand you are a cunt?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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I aim to pleaseyour missus with an arced spunky titshot
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38,
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I'm off to a wedding this weekend.More news as it happens.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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Don't leave us hangin'!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:30,
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I'll be leaving shortly.Once my headache goes.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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THEN WHAT????I MUS KNO!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:35,
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bring extra rohypnol lest she wake during the ceremony!(
Lisette von Falcon, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Hey K, what time do you reckon you'll get to mine on saturday for the BBQ?(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Never mind that, why is there no commentary for the weightlifting?(
Peej, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:31,
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Because the parrots eat 'em all?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:32,
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Because God hates you and so does everyone else?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33,
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There is somethng very enjoyable about watching slow motion replays of a young ladies buttocks gently brushing against a high jump bar.
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All the gymnastics birds look about twelve, you dirty auld bastid.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36,
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You can't get better than a fit Brit fitter(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43,
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Her name is Katrina Johnson-Thompson.Frankly, that's a ridiculous name. If you are going to double barrel your childs name then they should be names that fit together, otherwise, just pick one and don't be so fucking precious.
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They're athletes, not gymnastsI said High Jump you senile old bellend.
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I didn't know there was a difference.I tell you what I do know, though:
'athletics' has only three syllables. People who say 'ath-a-letics' should be forced to drink battery acid.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44,
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i hate people who say veggy-tubbles instead of vegetablesheathens
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48,
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I used to work with a guy who pronounced it 'vegables'(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:50,
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I never say pacific if I actually mean specific. Because that is the mark of a retard(, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
I read that as being in the voice of Jarvisoff Newman and Baddiel.
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I read your posts in the style of a 17 year old boy who's never known the love of a woman.Actually you aren't The Luggage are you.
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why does everyone think the luggage is a virgin?remind me
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42,
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His username come from a Terry Pratchett noveland when pulled up on it he has offered no defence except to now ignore us all.
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So not only is he a virgin, but he's a cretin as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45,
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