There is somethng very enjoyable about watching slow motion replays
of a young ladies buttocks gently brushing against a high jump bar.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

turbononce.
/ac
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:34, Reply)

All the gymnastics birds look about twelve, you dirty auld bastid.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Ennis is fit as fuck

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

The other Brit is fitter

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

You can't get better than a fit Brit fitter

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

that's easy for you to say.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Her name is Katrina Johnson-Thompson.
Frankly, that's a ridiculous name. If you are going to double barrel your childs name then they should be names that fit together, otherwise, just pick one and don't be so fucking precious.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

They're athletes, not gymnasts
I said High Jump you senile old bellend.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I didn't know there was a difference.
I tell you what I do know, though:

'athletics' has only three syllables. People who say 'ath-a-letics' should be forced to drink battery acid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I like to say Chutney as Chut-a-ney.
I hope that annoys you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

i hate people who say veggy-tubbles instead of vegetables
heathens
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

I say Wedge-tables
And I also pronounce Fajitas as Fa-Gee-Tars.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I used to work with a guy who pronounced it 'vegables'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I never say pacific if I actually mean specific. Because that is the mark of a retard

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I read that as being in the voice of Jarvis
off Newman and Baddiel.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I read your posts in the style of a 17 year old boy who's never known the love of a woman.
Actually you aren't The Luggage are you.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

why does everyone think the luggage is a virgin?
remind me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

His username come from a Terry Pratchett novel
and when pulled up on it he has offered no defence except to now ignore us all.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

So not only is he a virgin, but he's a cretin as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Yes.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

so indefensible internet logic then

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

He's had so many opportunities to deny it
but he never has.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)