urrrrgh
just banged into one of the senior partners in the ladies. brief chat about work, we went our separate ways into various cubicles. my high heel scraped across the floor as i stood up, and she obviously mistook it for a giant fart, because this ringing voice came through the partition: "ooh, pardon you."

ffs. how fucking mortifying is that? I DID NOT FART YOU DEAF (BUT UNFORTUNATELY NOT DEAF ENOUGH) OLD TROUT.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:15, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

into
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Do you do robo-farts?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:17, Reply)

girls don't fart
you know this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

The Cure'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

hahaha!
At 10:15 on a Saturday night?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Bullshit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I can assure you that my duaghter does, and sometimes it scares and confuses her

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:24, Reply)

My daughter thinks it is hilarious
'cos it is!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

Is that because you always fart before abusing her
so she's associated it with the bad things happening?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

ooof

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Why would you be rude about someone you've never met etc etc

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)

go onto youtube
look for "baby scared by his own fart"

laugh a LOT.

then explain to me whether it is the dad or the baby that farts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)

i had a mental image there
of someone doing the classic 'robot' dance, combined with the classic 'dad farting in front of male offspring' lift-one-buttocl-and-grimace manouevre
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)

difference between men, and women, illustrated in one post
men's toilets, it a: WOULD have been a fart, and b: you'd have come out with a proud look on your face, eyeballing everyone as if to go 'Yeah! fucking well have some of THAT you bastards! nowt wrong wi' MY arse!'
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)