Have a look in my profile for the colostomy bag story. Easy the most rank thing I have ever witnessed.
Alt: Oh, yes. Moths and other such flying insects. Especially the ones with the big, fluttery wings. Urgh, the thought of them makes me shiver.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:31, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Surrender to your Moth overloards!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i had a friend who hated moths,
he passed out at a part, so we cauht a moth and put it in his mouth. He didn;t speak to any of us for some time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

That is a serious enough crime that I would remove you from my FB friends list.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

My ex-boss was terrified of spiders
so we caught one and hid it under a plastic cup on his desk. He fucking shit when he moved it and it scuttled off

The next day we filled his entire desk with plastic cups, where under each one was a small bit of torn black bin liner. To a terrified ex-boss, these look A LOT like spiders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

i can't even look at spiders on tv
the terror they inspire in me is fucking ludicrous and pathetic. the worst fake spiders are tomato stalks.

shudder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I genuinely don't understand peoples fear of spiders
they don't bite and can't harm you? So what's the problem? I mean you eat 5 or 6 a year in your sleep anyway.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Hahaha you total cunt

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

not when you sleep in a gimp mask

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Excellent sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

why are so many people freaked out by moths?
I know at least 4 people now with that phobia. Weird
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I don't know. It's relatively recent, as in the last ten years.
It's how they flutter. Wasps and so on I dislike, but they don't make me leap around to get away from them. Anything like moths, mayflies, even flying ants. I have to kill them. Have to. I cannot sleep knowing one is in the flat with me.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

they're probably out to get you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

you are a fucking bender

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

They are evil.
EVIL.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

^this

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

no they are completely harmless, you are simply being a wuss

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

i'm proper terrified of them
and yet i love butterflies.

although. i wouldn't actually want a butterfly flapping around my bedroom. hmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Nope. Kill it. Kill it dead. Kill it with fire.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

oh yeah
make it flap around covered in flames.

THAT'LL cure the phobia.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Apparently, a couple of the lads tried that at school
with a lighter and a can of deodorant. The moth landed on someone's bed and nearly burnt the whole school down.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

OK so how would you deal with this situation:
Someone on /ot is being a 'cyber bully' and needs dealing with urgently. But sat on your keyboard is an infestation of grey, furry, fluttery moths, their gossamer wings gently purring in the air, and their hairy legs tapping impatiently on your mouse mat.

I put it to you that you would be unable to fulfil your mod duties and are thus unfit for office.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Rubbish. I would happily kill legions of moths, with a flamethrower if possible
but a rolled up magazine if necessary, in order to protect my People.

vive la revolution.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

If they're sitting on the keyboard
and their legs reach the mousemat, the only answer is a housebrick. Beat yourself to death with it before Mothra eats your liver.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)