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Let me tell you that I saw a small child wearing a Roxy Music t shirt today.
Is this a well deserved nod towards the innovative brilliance of Manzanera, MacKay, Eno and Ferry or some other misguided fashion statement?
Alternatively, entertain me because I just come here sometimes but I'm very (special) needy.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:47,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I don't know anything about Roxy Music really
I remember Roxette and "back seat of my car" or Joyride or something
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 18:57,
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I remember 'Bent' and 'Spastic'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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did you find it written in the back of your pants?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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I found it written in the back of YOUR pants.
No returns.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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you are such a child
unfortunately this made me laugh a lot.
What's up Doze?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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Making you laugh is like making you dig me.
Easy now.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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"Stranded" is a fine place to start
I love 'em - but I'm not dogmatic.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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It's like those Ramones ones from a few years ago.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:00,
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Just like that
And "Pauls Boutique".
Cunts.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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All music is shit, especially threads about music, and worse still you tube links to whatever shit you've been listening to and want other people to think you're really cool cos you've linked to it
nuff said
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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I'm mainly listening to this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dGYXGnSeBM
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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I was glad when he died from arse aids
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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GO TEAM RORY!
youtu.be/UR0AfZoWVFk
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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I like that
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQr1u1l-rIU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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I've had that vinyl for 10 years yo
I preferred Ill Culinary Behaviour.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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I will investigate, but on MP3
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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No need.
youtu.be/8Ey7sm7EQMo
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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Ha
I have that on Minidisc, never knew where it came from though probably haven't listened to it in ten years
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:12,
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Trust you to bring out the bent shit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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wtf
www.youtube.com/watch?v=35LenhOXGvw
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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haha your band is shit
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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I don't know what krush has done for the past ten years, didn't he go abit shit?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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Dunno.
Probably, Shadow went shit ages ago.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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Here he is
www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKF4HfwSsm0
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SgvJY9xxcA
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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is that a joke?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:32,
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did you find it funny?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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it's like someone condensed the entire 80's into 3 minutes
if maclaren would shut up it would be better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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He needed the money at the time
What's wrong with that? Seriously? That was a genre breaking sound and laid a huge path to other stuff.
(Sorry to sound like Dozer, but it was a very influential piece.)
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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why sorry?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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I think its a bit daft.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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The 80s were pretty quendoid.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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You weren't there
They were hellfire.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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I was born in 1980.
I love Black Flag, JAMC, Public Enemy, PiL, Dead Kennedys and the Cure.
What did I miss?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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T'pau, Fun boy Three and Kim Wilde
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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oh man.
Sad times.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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You need some Echo and The Bunnymen in your collection for one
You could do with Aztec Camera, Propaganda, Swanns Way, Associates, Psychadelic Furs, Room 101, Jazz Butchers...I could go on.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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I like Swans, Skinny Puppy
Ministry, Mudhoney, Dinosaur Jr, Cowboy Junkies and early New Order.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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there's lot of stupid stuff that leads to incredible music,
This paved the way for stuff like
this
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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First one...
Love Mastodon however
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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exactly,
but mayhen, in particular dead, changed the way guitar chords were played by metal bands, moving away from power chords. I can't really get in to it, but it is part of the change in heavy/death/thrash/black metal.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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are you into Sunn O)))?
Very arty drone doom metal.
The electronic community love them.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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we've had this conversation.
Are you drunk?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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He's not drunk Windy he's in love
PD's Skating weekend clip 1
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nNdH23Fuxc
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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Soz.
All that skunk and ecstasy has destroyed my memory.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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are you sure you're not just a bit thick?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Sunn O))) are shit
HTH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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we must never speak again.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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Blimey.
That's one of the songs that really turned my head. 14 years old when that came out and I started learning.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:33,
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yer speshul alright
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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Hi K Swizz, what's up?
Did that boy ever get back to you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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lol no
Sadfaces
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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whadda cunt, you want me to fuck him up?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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i wouldn't want you to break a sweat or anything
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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I'm talking to a girl on the internet
I'm already sweating like a pedo at playschool
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Been digging
And found a rather smashing bit of Roxy Music.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztOa1lifJxoIgnore Brian posturing. Just listen.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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I'm huge roxy fan.
that is a good song.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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soz but that was bent
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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This night has gone from a pretty good thread to an amazing musical education
cheers the disappointed, I'm glad it's not you who died in a filthy squat from an overdose after all
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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As above - get hold of Stranded.
Then work outwards. Roxy Music really were an incredibly good band.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Brian Ferry is bent.
End of.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Tell me again after this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sw_r_1cYsnY
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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Brian Ferry is bent.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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You have demonstrated - repeatedly - a pragmatism in your musical taste
Now you are demonstrating wilfull ignorance.
Rory likes Roxy Music though, so shouldn't you like them too?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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I'm already downloading all their hits
they're part of the world musical family
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Stop right now.
They're an album band.
Oh hang on, you're a stadium rocker aren't you?
Hurrah for Stadium Dull Rock.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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I'm my own man.
Rory and I don't see eye to eye on everything. He's a classical Freudian, whereas I am a firm adherent to the Jungian school.
Plus he smells like poo.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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That's how a good relationship should be
A bit of difference, a bit of edge.
You'll be so sweet together.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:46,
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I like to think so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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We like Isley Brothers
Pack of fucking nutters if you read about them, but did some good stuff sometimes.
They admitted subsequently that this:-
www.youtube.com/watch?v=T88fbHOmvRkWas written in an immense drug induced haze.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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My son mentioned something about a track that sampled
MC Hammer, needless to say he now knows of Rick James
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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HH
You are a massive queen.
HTH xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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You would know
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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only because I saw the photo evidence.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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So let me get this right you have been searching/looking
At gay images?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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as always.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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Piss off
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Evening Bobby
You seem in a good mood
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Hungover and sleepy
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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? at this time
Your not a Monty sock are you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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Knock knock
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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OHHHhhhhhhh I know this
WHOS THERE?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Fuck off
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Fuck off who?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Racist plick
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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Sorry I don't get it
Mines much better
KNOCK KNOCK?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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Evening, benders.
What's going on with the autists tonight?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:39,
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people are incorrect about music
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Seek em Nakkers
And show them the errors of their ways
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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Oi who you calling autist?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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You.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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ALL of you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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Don't blame me.
Facts is facts.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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It's just not nice to come and and say it.
Any luck on the job front?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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: (
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Bristol land then it seems
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Yeah, I think so.
Just been looking at teh jobs on offer heer in Weston. Unless I want to work in care, or take an apprenticeship, or run a Kleeneze business, there's fuck diddly all.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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Take up joinery
Then start a campaign of Pier vandalism
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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I'd end up hammering my thumb every ten minutes.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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First pier to get is that Morgan one please
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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I live - it's well documented - in Bradford.
There's no work in Bradford but there's work in Leeds which is a 20 minute train journey.
So - Weston to Bristol. Similar commute. Why not?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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Words of wisdom TD :o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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I am a gushing font of wisdom
tee hee i said gushing lolz
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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TD for MOD \o/
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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TD would spang a lot of sorry no-life wankers into orbit if he was a mod.
I just do this place when I'm bored, and sometimes I'm entertained.
Like the Green Cross Code man - I can't be here all the time.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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Yeah Moonlighting
As darth vader MOARlike
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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Because it's not a 20 minute commute.
It's an hour commute, which would add two hours onto my working day. This is just *unacceptable*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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You could ride the Bore twice a year
That would save some pennies
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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pfft old man sex lols
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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HAhahahahhaa
I mean this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAk8T4e0SZc
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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Oddly enough
i knew taht.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:37,
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YOU UTTER UTTER UTTER BULLY
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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I KNOW!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:40,
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Bad B3th
Back in your box
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:42,
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31 minutes each way.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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So leave at 7.30 and get home at 6.30.
My heart bleeds.
No. Really. It truly does(n't). Is that really a hardship?
A lot of people work a lot more hours than that and with a more difficult journey.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:25,
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You go where the money is.
I ended up in Doncaster on Monday. What a fucking awful place, but it was sound money in my arse pocket.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:34,
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You are correct. I spent years travelling internationally to build my career. Not at all glamourous despite what people think.
Worked 60+ hours a week. Only now I have that on my CV do a reap the benefit financially. It was tough, but worth it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:42,
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I obviously have no ambition.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:44,
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It depends.
If it's a job you live for, then it must be okay to spend half the day on it.
I've never had that kind of job, and I really can't imagine loving any job that much. mr b3th is one of those lucky people who's always known what he wanted to do, and he did it for forty years.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:36,
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get a job as a train driver.
Then you only have to travel to the station.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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Excellent.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:45,
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Something about Fat controller
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:52,
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:(
Only trying to help.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:55,
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station depot
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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mussolini?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:54,
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I was going to bed but I'm going to be serious for a bit
TD's CV -
1989 - 2002 - Insurance Management - latterly as a Lloyds broker
2002 - 2010 - Warehouse Manager - total shift from previous, but I wanted a change.
2010 - 2011 - Bus driver, then bus company manager - is there a link? No.
2011 - whenever - self employed.
The point is - don't feel constrained. Whatever you've got moves.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:47,
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Seeing as we're being serious
I think, if I did find that one thing I could get passionate about, I'd be happy to put in the 60 hour weeks. But so far, I haven't. And I've tried so many different things and never properly succeeded at any of them. I keep hearing about how the only failure is when you stop trying, but as long as I keep trying to get jobs that might get me out of bed in the morning, they keep telling me that my experience isn't what they're looking for.
It's not doing wonders for my confidence levels, I'll tell you tyhat.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:55,
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This
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1698685Seriousascancerlolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:57,
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I don't think I'd make very much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:58,
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Something about ......
On my first day as a prostitute I earned £60.50p.
The pimp asked "which cheap Motherfucker gave you 50p"
All of them I replied
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:02,
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Yeah. This.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:04,
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Sorry the old one's are the good one's
*Nothing to do with Mr. B3th*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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I don't know where you'll find the passion.
I love what I'm doing now but it's an extension of me being a property developer for a lot of years.
I'd love to come up with a sage, concise answer to kick your arse into gear but i can't.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:04,
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Even if you could
there probably wouldn't be any point right now. I've managed to depress myself by dwelling on my enormous shortcomings and I'm about ready to throw myself under a bus.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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A train would be more effective.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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One of the bigwigs down in the front offices commutes up to Bradford from Nottingham every day.
NOTTINGHAM.
The man's a lunatic.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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Yeah Bradford's shit truestory
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:51,
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My house is OK.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:53,
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Who's house?
RUN's HOUSE
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:54,
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Just become a prozzie
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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whatever happened to Phudbree?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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Phudbree posts all the time
I bet he's just got you on 2.0
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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Then he must have me on 2.0 as well.
RESULT. He's a complete wanker.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:22,
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That's because you didn't answer his 2am love gaz
Hell hath no fury like A Phud's love scorned
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:30,
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Thankfully it wasn't from him.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:39,
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Hahahahahaha
One day you'll let the cat out of the bag.
I did loads of driving today, and think my head gasket or water pump may have gone. fucking lexus there supposed to be bullit proof
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:41,
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I have spent the day working harder than I have for some months. Dull work though.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:43,
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I hate you all.
Especially Harters.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 21:57,
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evening
I'm living life to the max and having a cup of tea at 10pm
are you guys all living it up?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:05,
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I was.
Now I'm nursing a Black Dog.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:06,
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an actual dog
or are you feeling sad?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:08,
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Not an actual dog.
The pathetic, useless, Winston Churchill, get you sectioned kind of dog.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:10,
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boo :(
that sucks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:12,
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Wheezes and dribbles
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:13,
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what
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:14,
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Them Churchill doggies
Wheeze and dribble loads
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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sloths might help
slothland.cheezburger.com/
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:22,
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Sloths have the nicest smiles
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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I'm still thinking 'bus'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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bus?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:27,
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I think she's being rude about you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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just because I am red
and fit many people inside
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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To throw myself under.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:29,
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i wouldn't do that if I were you
you'll throw all the schedules off.
how can we, here, help fend off this pesky puppy?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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Also
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1698770
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:31,
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TGB
If a tube driver has three of em do it, whilst driving they get full pension
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:33,
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Oh yeah
I definitely want to be a train driver now.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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That and moonlight for the samaritans
*strokes white persian cats whilst laughing*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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and you shrugged me off for suggesting it.
I'm smarter than I look you know.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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They have to kill three people in order to qualify for a full pension?
That can't be right?
Also, I'm not TGB.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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Not kill
If they have to go through the emotional truma three times
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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bollocks.
Urban myth.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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NO
Stick to being a Peacock Gayer.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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Nawwwwwwww. don't do it
My nephew is a fireman in London. he has had to pick up the pieces off tube tracks. think about the bus driver?
HTH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:30,
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Barbara Nightingale
Or Florance Woodhouse
*Mispelt I think*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:09,
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I want a spliff
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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Me too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:26,
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Alright tangles
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:37,
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Not too bad, ta.
How's you, Bobs?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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Hanging, was up til five drinking in manchester. Feel rough now. Ah well nearly bedtime
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:41,
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A spiff would totally cure that.
Just saying.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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Being good. Allow myself to indulge at weekends though
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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Then have one.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:35,
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No, it's bad for you.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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And staying up till 5 drinking isn't?
Fuck it, if you're going to boil for a lamb you may as well be hanged for a sheep.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:08,
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That was a one off after the footy
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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i cant find my weed.
I think it might be in the washing machine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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your all gay
HTH xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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i don't think i am.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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No, but I know YOU are.
No returns.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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i always wondered about times like this.
Why caps the "you", when in this sentence I'd have put the stress on the "know"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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Probs. this
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1698658
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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hang on,
You reckon dozer is gay?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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I fucking love dick.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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Mine isn't.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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My all gay what?
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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Plumb seems to have the best cutting lines
I'm so in awe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:48,
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look and learn son, look and learn.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:55,
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SON? You're 32
Hang around skateparks on a weekend, the chances of you breeding, well slim to say the least.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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yeah.
Cool, good looking, clever and well dressed.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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+ four foot two and dressed in turquoise tweed.
Good luck with that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:14,
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Goodnight all
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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just won the pub quiz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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Let me tell you that Roxy Music were fucking rubbish.
Bryan Ferry in particular is a jumped-up Geordie miner with 'art' pretensions. You can see what a ghastly prick he is by how he has raised his son 'Otis' - and by the fact that he called the twat 'Otis'.
Yeah if I have another child and it's a boy I am going to call him 'Muddy Waters Boyce' because I, too, am a Ferry-sized spastic. Well done Bryan.
And PS, having an oboe solo in your debut single does not mean you are an arty, ironic band, it means you are shit and are embarrassing yourself. Hope this helps x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:12,
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I quite like Virginia Plain
er.. that's it though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Aug 2012, 8:38,
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