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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I know, I should have talked about the dominoes I ate and enjoyed.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:40, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
OH nice one.
Now the next poor cunt that plays will find half the pieces missing.
Selfish prick.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
Now the next poor cunt that plays will find half the pieces missing.
Selfish prick.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
What kind?
I'm doing fish fingers and potato animal shapes tonight. It's teh kind of poverty dinner I can imagine Monty having to eat, but I do it out of choice and therefore it's fun and "ironic"
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I'm doing fish fingers and potato animal shapes tonight. It's teh kind of poverty dinner I can imagine Monty having to eat, but I do it out of choice and therefore it's fun and "ironic"
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)
I had onions olives mushrooms and spicy beef.
Baroness had pepperoni, peppers and jalepenoes. Both medium
We swapped a quarter with each other.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Baroness had pepperoni, peppers and jalepenoes. Both medium
We swapped a quarter with each other.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)
Now this thread is starting to come alive.
Also, I don't understand your sex slang.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Also, I don't understand your sex slang.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)
that's effectively a marriage proposal
you could have Dominos at the reception
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
you could have Dominos at the reception
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:45, Reply)
That's cos no one likes you.
Don't worry, they never invite me either, although I like to think that it's purely a distance thing in my case.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
Don't worry, they never invite me either, although I like to think that it's purely a distance thing in my case.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)
That's pretty generous.
I left the mrs have a slice of mine, and then I finish off hers because she never eats a whole pizza.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
I left the mrs have a slice of mine, and then I finish off hers because she never eats a whole pizza.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)
Bad luck that was a trick question, you were supposed to answer "she will always be beautiful to me no matter what she weighs"
You're dumped, turn to page 558
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
You're dumped, turn to page 558
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)
Nah I think I'm ok.
Bonus context news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19180983
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Bonus context news link www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-19180983
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Excel Question:
I have a filtered column with numbers in, I want to add up the list, but it adds the entire column including those hidden rows. How do I stop it being spastic.
Yours excitedely NA
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
I have a filtered column with numbers in, I want to add up the list, but it adds the entire column including those hidden rows. How do I stop it being spastic.
Yours excitedely NA
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:04, Reply)
What column have you filtered and what's it filtered by
what column are you summing up?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
what column are you summing up?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
It's a looooong column of figures
It has a drop down filter which i've used to only show figures from Company X. I want to add these
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
It has a drop down filter which i've used to only show figures from Company X. I want to add these
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)
Well seeing as you didn't answer my questions.
If the company name is in column A and the numbers you want to add up are in column b, this would work
=SUMIF(A:A,"Company X",B:B)
Filters are for losers.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
If the company name is in column A and the numbers you want to add up are in column b, this would work
=SUMIF(A:A,"Company X",B:B)
Filters are for losers.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
Oh soz, no all in one column
Filters are imperitive I have more than 4,000 rows
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Filters are imperitive I have more than 4,000 rows
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
How do you mean all in one column?
like this
company A
fig A
Company B
Fig B
etc?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
like this
company A
fig A
Company B
Fig B
etc?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Or so that they're in the same cell
so
company A, £3000
company B, £2300
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
so
company A, £3000
company B, £2300
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
done it by hand now....
it's a list of numbers in column N, I have added a filter to another column so only compnay A's results show in column N, but running a sum across all tyeh visible cells in column N adds up the now hidden cells as weel, whcih is bent.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
it's a list of numbers in column N, I have added a filter to another column so only compnay A's results show in column N, but running a sum across all tyeh visible cells in column N adds up the now hidden cells as weel, whcih is bent.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Well you could have just changed the formular I gave you
to =SUMIF(#FILTERED COLUMN#,"#FILTERED BY#",N:N)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
to =SUMIF(#FILTERED COLUMN#,"#FILTERED BY#",N:N)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Is that one row for each individual customer of the particular supermarket branch whose data you are analysing?
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)
SORT (yourself, out)
or:
ROUNDUP, COUNTIF RANK, IF NOT LARGE, GETPIVOTDATA, IMCONJUGATE.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
or:
ROUNDUP, COUNTIF RANK, IF NOT LARGE, GETPIVOTDATA, IMCONJUGATE.
( , Thu 9 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)
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