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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Rory (& now AB)
keep hassling me about some okcupid account that I have/had.

What were they doing there in the 1st place searching?
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:08, 49 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Rory has a file on all of us
and never lets on to anything about himself. There's not much you can do. Did you let on something particularly embarassing on the OKC profile?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Isn't he married?
I think that is why Rory gives him so much grief about it.
Rory is like our moral guardian, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)
Yep
Tangles hits the nail on the head
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:20, Reply)
oh in which case
he asked for it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)
searching for your cakefart loving profile?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)
Hahahahahhahaaa
How's the wife?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)
You're from the totach school of loserdom, using ringofrye as your sole account name on the internet was your first mistake
your second mistake was going on about your happy family life with your obese wife and kids whilst also having an okcupid account rating at number one on a google search of your name. Your third mistake was crying about it, deleting your okcupid account and changing your b3ta name which in no way makes you look guilty of sniffing out hot fat educationally subnormal poon, well until your daughter is old enough to start bringing her friends back for sleepovers
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:24, Reply)
me luv you long time Rory $5

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)
he's angry now, but I've saved a loveless fat marriage between two emophants, and their fat useless kids can grow up having their loser daddy round the place
his troll wife will have several more years of picking up his greying shitty pants to put into the boil wash, all emotions numbed through her latest scripts for depression.

it's win win for team Rory
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Hahaha "emophant"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
I like to hope at this stage that he can't retort through the sobbing

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
i imagine rory polishing
his rusty sheriff's badge special internet hero medal and looking longingly at his spreadsheets
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)
you didn't see the pitures Cavey, shit like that shouldn't be seen
some fat bald knob going on about how he was carefree and fun lovin, but caring at the same time, an emotional rock if you will. All the while forgetting about his ugly wife and fat kids. He also forgot to mention that he's a union rep, top health and safety operative and cleans human shit for a living. RINGOFRYE FROM PERTH AUSTRALIA IS QUITE THE OKCUPID CATCH.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)
lovely.
so, you going to share your OKCupid profile with us?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)
some wag could make one for me

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
there are no wags here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
:(

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Some people think you're a troll
I know that you're the mortar that holds the bricks together.
Rob should totally hire you as MOD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Man, don't he know nuffink?
Women don't want girlymen that have emotions and all that shit, they want a REAL man, what'll treat 'em MEAN. To keep 'em in a constant state of anxiety, which burns up fat and keeps them thin and therefore desireable. As long as they keep the sunglasses on and remember that they walked into a door.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
+ it's raining men

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Incontinence is fairly common amongst old people of BOTH sexes.

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Did he say anything about Painya, Queen of the Harpies?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Is that what Wormulus calls himself when he's pretending to be a teenage girl on okcupid?

(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/lastlaugh/post1069474
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:37, Reply)
That's a yes then.
:D
Ta The LOVELY Woodsie.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
What a daft prick.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
maybe
The same thing you do when you add people to your friends list to keep an eye on them, no?

Self important prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
YOU'RE A BIG FAT DOO-DOO HEAD!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 11 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Why do you care?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Alright Battered.
I'm sitting outside and having a smoke. Rock and roll.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Alright son. I am having a pint of Orchard, with more to follow. When you in town next?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Alright b'dawg?
Gonna make a sandwich of epic proportions later, you'd be all up on that. serious heart attack between bread here.... freshly baked garlic'n'mustard ciabatta, rich creamy bluecheese sauce, stokes ketchup (to cut through the richness)... and I got shitaki mushrooms that I'm not entirely sure how to encorporate but feel would work. Oh, yeah', and a nice bit of ribeye.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Did the mushrooms in mushroom ketchup
fucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)
Stuffed up my diary, so I am now entertaining people for supper, which wasn't planned. Forgot it was in the diary.
Barbecuing home lamb burgers with garam masala, lime, chilli and prawn kebabs, Cajun pasta salad and chicken done in my own secret sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Oh man, that sounds spot on. A nice bit of rieta/tziki would be spot on for that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I have made a raita of natural yogurt, lemon juice, mint & a small amount of garlic.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen you post about anything except about how much of a victim you are.
Why would you be ashamed of having an OKCupid account?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:24, Reply)
all the cool kids have one

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:36, Reply)
He's married.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Oh'aye man, forgot about that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)
Sorry, but
this sounds like a four year old caught with his hand in the cookie jar, trying to blame someone else.
Married people on dating websites are either swingers, or cunts.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 17:40, Reply)
He aint a swinger
Haahhahahaaa
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)
modern pentathlon = 'being bond' sport:
shooting
horse riding
fencing
eyebrow lifting
chatting up the ladies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:06, Reply)
and the shooting is with LASERS!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Do you get to make luuuurrrve to a supermodel?
if not I'm not interested.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)
depends how well the 5th event goes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)
That must be the
check the hotel room for bugs,spiders,booby traps and strange henchmen round
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 11 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)
Why were YOU on there searching?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)
This entire thread is internet gold.
I can't even add anything to it, I just wanted to be part of it.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Sun 12 Aug 2012, 20:46, Reply)

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