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Just my observation...MOD EDIT: No big scary pictures on the front page please. Naughty.
Edit: Sorry Mod, however you didn't link it correctly, this is the right link. www.b3tards.com/u/29bec66eec806c644cfb/porkyring.png
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:33,
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latest was 12 years ago)
You must have something to hide from the internet court of summary justice(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:48,
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Oddly enough, noI just think Battered's an OCD-crippled internet shut-in with fuck all better to do.
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Correct. Although this is based on Poppet recently telling me about dear old Pervylips and his noncey gazzes.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 18:55,
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wait, poppet is a girl?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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i got the australian bit, But there you go. To be fair, a couple of /talk thought I was a girl when I showed up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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*PANDERS*WAIT YOU AINT A HOT FEMALE?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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We still do The LOVELY Win Pug*Panders*
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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Isn't she still in school?(
BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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yeh, didnt he offer someone on here some money for sex,that was cool
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:02,
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i remember his flickr favourites was just loads and loads of photos of womens feetand a number of one b3tan's wife at her wedding, dangermouse said it was because he had an interest in women's fashion, i lolled
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:05,
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he got really angry when people ever dared suggest he was a bit creepy though,which obviously just led to loads of people calling him creepy
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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i dunno, If 2 sexual deviants with foot fetishes are going to be somewhere, it'd probably be here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:10,
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you've got a point there.i think people wouldnt mind them being foot fetishists if they didnt do it so creeeeepily. like i'd let them rub my feet if they just asked. nobody ever asks though :(
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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IT WAS A LEGITIMATE INTEREST IN WOMENS' FASHION!And NOT AT ALL a creepy obsession with whether or not any of the Daves were wearing podka dotted knickers.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Mon 13 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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I heard about someone that secretly took photos of B3tan girls feet at a bashThen posted them on a foot fetish website
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:04,
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haha if that's true then it has to be webclam,he was well into his feet
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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I knowHe only had to ask...I'm sure they wouldn't have minded
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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can i have a photo of your feet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:09,
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Here you go - TH has got some of the most famous feet on the internet
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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his toes have the same stuff on them that i keep on the inside of my microwave(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:11,
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I may have to delete this image, it's making me feel ill every time I look at it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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how did that happen to their feet?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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That's taking Doctor Who and the Silurians cosplay a bit far, mind.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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I do not know what you mean. Can you translate in to English please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:23,
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www.google.co.uk/search?num=10&hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1024&bih=653&q=Silurians&oq=Silurians&gs_l=img.12...0.0.0.1003.0.0.0.0.0.0.0.0..0.0.caqth..0.0...1._GGWLzHSRvg
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:33,
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It's a recognised medical conditionand I'm a little sensitive about it if you don't mind
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:39,
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It is perfectly natural to have an interest in women's Gassion in this day and age. And his wife's poker dot knickers are perfectly natural too and it is a bemusement to me that you wouldn't want to stick your fist in them yourself.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:34,
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Tell you what Gonz, you haven't lived until you've walked into a boiling hot roomthat stinks of Dangermouse/Vodkacoke sex.
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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I've got similar dungarees, Except mine have the arse cut out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:08,
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So I can post pictures of you and your missus then yeah? hypocritical wanker.
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No, both these photos are available on B3ta, as the people in them have chosen to post them.Whereas I don't have any pics of me on here. Neither have I posted pictures of their wives and or girlfriends.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:15,
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for a second there i thought you were making a gay lol joke about the 2 gentlemen.I now realise that you are angry.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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Not angry, senor B has taken mucho offence in the past to pictures of him being posted on the internet and now he does this.
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Any photo of myself I post on B3ta or link to from B3ta is fair game, other ones not on here or not linked to (and ones of my wife in particular) are a bit unfair Bob..(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:21,
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Can you show me where it says this in the rules please? because as far as I can tell Battered you have no problem being a cunt to others but the second someone has a pop back you call shenanigans and hide behind some little moral code you've made up.
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i dont un derstand are you upset about pictures being posted or notstay consistent man
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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Oh man, it's the Alberrt Marshmallow School of Revengeb3ta.com/questions/creepy/post1168093(for reference)
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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haha was posting a nice picture of you and your (lovely) other half meant to be some kind of recengeoh man i miss all the good stuff
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Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:24,
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I'd like to see everything out in the open, we need to clear the decks herethis includes all ghostbusters pictures
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:18,
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i like how you can always tell a genuine creepy by how aggressively angry they get at being called a creep(
Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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I see we're being all grown up and civilised again.Summer of Love (GB division) officially over then?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:28,
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Finally a real womanWould you fuck ringofrye?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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Not if you were the altenative option babez(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:30,
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Like it's trying to crawl back up into your body?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:32,
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RORY LYON HAS AN INSIDE OUT PENIS(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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yeahdon't mess with me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:45,
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*flips out and gets all punchy*(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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Gazzes Jan to join in(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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Mixed with the twighlight zone theme(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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What the hell? What the hell? What the hell? What the hell?What the hell? Is going on?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:46,
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Basically, Ringofyre is a fat would-be adulterer.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:48,
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I missed what happened with you and him. He told your boss about what?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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something about mixing down the beer?*stands well back and waits for the explosion*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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Obvs ABWhat the hell? Is going on with every one else?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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What is up? With the Shatner? Impressions?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:53,
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It's very odd todayDarth was really odd before, too.
Oh ,obligatory Shatner:
KHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNTTT!!!!!!
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I noticed darth was kinda different(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Shatner is cool TRUFAX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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Why didn't AM post the photo of you with tentacles for a cock?Would still have been crap, but sort have made sense.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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That was all my own work.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Cunt, prick, wanker, etc.Can we carry on now please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Sportscow you utter bender.My favourite OT thread ever was the 'Darth you utter bender' one.
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Mine was one about the song LucaAnd raping cats. I nearly choked to death at work reading it
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Evening 'dozerMy back is fucked. Again
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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I'm doing the Pre-cum thing over both of themLiterally
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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I've spunked so many times I'm getting dust(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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It's dust Jim but not as we know it(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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Tom Jones's Lesser know B-side ZZzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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*doffs Hat*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Bit like a pre-nup but MOAR soggy biscuit
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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Something about custard creams(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:13,
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Them gingernuts can GTFO(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Have you calmed down now Harters?You were a right mincing prissy queen on Friday night.
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I don't like you Plum SimpleNOW FUCK OFF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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You mean you don't like the pixels on a screen?NOW SHIT THE FUCK OFF.
*trembles*
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But sir! Get to fuck sir!He follows me around sir! Trying to show off and impress the big boys sir! But he just looks like a wally sir!
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Get him B3th(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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I know I saw itNOW GET HIM B3TH
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Alright HartersNobody likes a bully, I have an especial hatred for weaselly little bullying fucks.
I'll see you down the bottom of the playing fields after double physics. Square go.
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I think I know what I meanI really don't like you.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:20,
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I'm unsure what you mean.Can you explain please, but spell it correctly?
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thiswww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1701143
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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So why exactly do fat biffers gravitate toward metal and 'alternativeness'?That was an autocomplete that is tangentianally appropriate.
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Yawns.Simple statement "I do not like you"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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I just find you amusing.In the same way I find Peter Hitchens amusing.
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You know what?You're allowed to just not talk to each other, if you hate each other that much.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:34,
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He's always chipping in on my convo's (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:36,
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You I would gladly beat the living shit out of if ever I did happen upon you in RL(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:35,
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cor, threats of violence, online as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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nobody ever comes out of the scenario of 'in the highly unlikely event of me ever seeing you, especially as I don't know your name or what you look like or anything important like that then I'd totally kung fu kick you to death, even though I'm quite weakand feeble and haven't had a fight since fouth year' looking very well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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HeheheheheheeeI like this
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:44,
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Yeah I can just see it now unfolding down York Tesco Metro 'Are you Plumdozer ???? I'm Hartley Hare and I've travelled all the way from Luton because of something wot you typed on teh internet and I'm gonna kick your arse'(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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LutonlolzGo fish.
Come on Rory I'm no Emvee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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Captain Caveys already found you, first sniff of cock and she's tracked her next victim down(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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She turns her Ex-boyfriends gay TRUFAX(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Sorry Rory But you have a sense of humour as does battered, I honestly think you have no malice in you. I'm a good judge of people.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:40,
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Hahahhaahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahh!!!!!!*breathes*
hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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stop harshing out on me here(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:42,
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Lungcapacitylolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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Nope I mean itScouts honour
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:45,
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battereds never been funnny, I know(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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So you're admitting it?You are Battered, coolest poster on B3ta?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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I hereby give Andrew full authority to post my pictures, in a new thread and everything(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Andrew?WTF
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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TOGGLES front(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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RACIST(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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Soapy tit wank.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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Alright Bob, just how many b3tan couples do you have stored pictures of ?It's impressively creepy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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Battered and mrs
Dozer and nakkers
Cavy and orczilla.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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that shits dynamiteyou should start running a protection racket
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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I hate tennis(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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Needs MOAR okcupid Refs.(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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For when the wank bank is full, get a HARD drive(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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I'll back you upAgainst a wall with a lorry
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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