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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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" And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
How many hands does the woman have?

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
how do you know there was only one woman?

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
"she" implies the same one?
mind you it's that bad who can tell.
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
wtf was that?

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
larping

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
no
which is a shame. WHo wouldn't want three stripes of spunk on them?
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I don't want any, thanks.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
oh :(
*puts away spunk dispenser*
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
Baddiel and Skinner'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Ooh you dirty deleter, you.

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
what...the...fuck

(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Bad Sex Award a few years back
from a Giles Coren book
(, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

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