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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
" And he came hard in her mouth and his dick jumped around and rattled on her teeth and he blacked out and she took his dick out of her mouth and lifted herself from his face and whipped the pillow away and he gasped and glugged at the air, and he came again so hard that his dick wrenched out of her hand and a shot of it hit him straight in the eye and stung like nothing he’d ever had in there, and he yelled with the pain, but the yell could have been anything, and as she grabbed at his dick, which was leaping around like a shower dropped in an empty bath, she scratched his back deeply with the nails of both hands and he shot three more times, in thick stripes on her chest. Like Zorro."
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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latest was 13 years ago)
How many hands does the woman have?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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how do you know there was only one woman?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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"she" implies the same one?
mind you it's that bad who can tell.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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wtf was that?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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larping
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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no
which is a shame. WHo wouldn't want three stripes of spunk on them?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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I don't want any, thanks.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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oh :(
*puts away spunk dispenser*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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Baddiel and Skinner'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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Ooh you dirty deleter, you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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what...the...fuck
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Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Bad Sex Award a few years back
from a Giles Coren book
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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