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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Would any of you like to buy me this?
www.jameslist.com/real_estate/the-bahamas/unknown/private-island-paradise-218267
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:37, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
www.jameslist.com/real_estate/the-bahamas/unknown/private-island-paradise-218267
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:37, 70 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
This would do me
www.charleschurch.com/tyne-and-wear_whitley-bay/glebe-rise-1254
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
www.charleschurch.com/tyne-and-wear_whitley-bay/glebe-rise-1254
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:39, Reply)
I like how the Google map marker is just a red balloon on a patch of green.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:45, Reply)
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Allow me to qualify this statement.
If I could afford to toss away that sort of money on some Internet random, then I would surely be doing alright for myself.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
If I could afford to toss away that sort of money on some Internet random, then I would surely be doing alright for myself.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Let me have a dig around behind the sofa cushions
I could probably raise it if you're not too proud to pay in copper.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
I could probably raise it if you're not too proud to pay in copper.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Not sure that would be enough, better throw in the Blackpool Tower as well, just to be on the safe side & to tip the Estate Agent.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Oh what the hell, give 'em Blackpool
We don't need a Fylde coast.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
We don't need a Fylde coast.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
No, but it will reduce the UK jobless/teenage mothers/drug addict count a lot
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
No, it's not the sort of button that would buy you a banana republic
Sorry.
Why don't you try to buy a volcano island, like in James Bond films?
They've got monorails and uniformed pygmies.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Sorry.
Why don't you try to buy a volcano island, like in James Bond films?
They've got monorails and uniformed pygmies.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
WHAT? No offers yet? You miserable tightarsed bunch of cunts.
I was going to buy my own yacht to get there, you wouldn't have to cough off up that: www.jameslist.com/yachts/trinity_yachts/carpe-diem/for-sale-267531
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I was going to buy my own yacht to get there, you wouldn't have to cough off up that: www.jameslist.com/yachts/trinity_yachts/carpe-diem/for-sale-267531
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)
I saw a massive yacht moored up in Monte Carlo a few years ago.
It had its own helipad. Very impressive. Wish I could remember the name of it.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
It had its own helipad. Very impressive. Wish I could remember the name of it.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)
There's quite a few of them around the south of France, Tunisa etc. i have seen one with a matching coloured 911 drive out of the end of it in Porto Banus. Bonkers.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)
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Not quite in the same league,
but the huge motor home that was featured on Top Gear a few years ago, that had the sports car that slid out of a side panel was pretty impressive.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
but the huge motor home that was featured on Top Gear a few years ago, that had the sports car that slid out of a side panel was pretty impressive.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Jack the yacht ram raid Manchester
And steal all the mad for it types, then set up your own pirate company. = Island income
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
And steal all the mad for it types, then set up your own pirate company. = Island income
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)
And my own car to drive once I was there
www.jameslist.com/cars/ferrari/fxx/evolution-package-for-sale-133922
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
www.jameslist.com/cars/ferrari/fxx/evolution-package-for-sale-133922
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Looks like it is all golf buggies on the island.
And sea plane seems to be the best way to get there, so I'd leave the yacht in Antibes for when you feel you need to get away for a while.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
And sea plane seems to be the best way to get there, so I'd leave the yacht in Antibes for when you feel you need to get away for a while.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Er, not road legal?
and you only hire it, Ferrari keep it for you.....
Get a Veyron, plenty on there.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
and you only hire it, Ferrari keep it for you.....
Get a Veyron, plenty on there.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Now Song to Barcelona! Fucking cunting bollocks wankcat mc turdburger
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
A bit?
You mean you can do the binge eating part, but not the forcing yourself to be sick?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
You mean you can do the binge eating part, but not the forcing yourself to be sick?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Try that couple who just wone the Euro Millions £148,000,000
Actually, if you won that much money and told everybody you'd actually done so, you'd probably need to go and buy a desert island just to escape the parade of long lost relatives, old schoolfriends and other hangers on.
So, how is everyone tonight?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Actually, if you won that much money and told everybody you'd actually done so, you'd probably need to go and buy a desert island just to escape the parade of long lost relatives, old schoolfriends and other hangers on.
So, how is everyone tonight?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I have never understood why anyone would agree to any form of publicity if they won.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Exactly.
When the news was reporting that they were deciding whether or not to go public, I was thinking 'don't do it, you muppets'
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
When the news was reporting that they were deciding whether or not to go public, I was thinking 'don't do it, you muppets'
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Ambivalent about Cricket
GSOH, LOL, Taxed and MoT'd, BG CCK, WLTM
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
GSOH, LOL, Taxed and MoT'd, BG CCK, WLTM
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
If your team wasn't so shit, the players wouldn't want to leave.
You've only yourselves to blame.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
You've only yourselves to blame.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Patience
When MU have imploded like Rangers, and the sheikhs and the Russian have got bored with their toys (or fallen foul of the fair play rules), your time will come.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
When MU have imploded like Rangers, and the sheikhs and the Russian have got bored with their toys (or fallen foul of the fair play rules), your time will come.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)
And while we're on the subject
I want this one: http://www.mayfairproperties.net/SearchPropertyDetails.aspx?propid=36351_0041
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)
I want this one: http://www.mayfairproperties.net/SearchPropertyDetails.aspx?propid=36351_0041
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Hartley goes to bed and the whole thing stops.
You are ALL Hartley Hare.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You are ALL Hartley Hare.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I'd rather not get into that, thanks.
I'm about the same height as DG if that helps.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
I'm about the same height as DG if that helps.
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Fuck off Dozer
I used to have a lot of time for you - you could be funny and incisive.
I met you - you seemed a nice bloke - not too confident but intelligent and open minded.
What have you become?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)
I used to have a lot of time for you - you could be funny and incisive.
I met you - you seemed a nice bloke - not too confident but intelligent and open minded.
What have you become?
( , Thu 16 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)
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