So are you going to replace Hercules with another hamster that looks the same so that you don't notice the difference?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:45, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

got a rescue hamster on Sunday.
She'll never replace him, but she has a proper home now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

they have rescue centres for hamsters?
what do they call them, restaurants for snakes?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

No, silly, he means like a St Bernard is a rescue dog.
It has a tiny thimble of brandy hanging fromn it's neck and everything. Rescue hamsters are a much under appreciated tool in post earthquake aid, you know.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

they are nocturnal
and have no means of defending themselves. no wonder the silly sods are extinct in the wild.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

they aren't nocturnal.
They're crepuscular.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

As are moths apparently.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Hamsters certainly are craptacular, yes.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

it's rare I'm on Dozer's side
but rodents are great pets and just don't live long enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

crepuscular pointless
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Battered has one for when he goes skiing

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Thats to pull his sled along though.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I like this very very much

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

I can't believe no-one has pushed this point further
you can get rescue hamsters? seriously? what the actual fuck?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I'm pretty sure that the whole dying/dead hamster thing is all INTERNET LIES

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

rspca
Plus pet shops offer adoption for older ones they can't sell.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I'm just genuinely impressed people re-home hamsters.
the pet shop thing makes sense though, absolutely.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

there's a rodent rescue round here somewhere
I've not been there, because I'm a big wuss and I will adopt them all without considering the consequences
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)

The consequesnces would be TASTY.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

holy fuck there's hundreds of them
homesweethomehamsterrescue.co.uk/

haha it would be called home sweet home...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

*resists temptation to post a picture of a dead hamster*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Didn't Vivian have a hamster
in The Young Ones?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Yes. Called Special Patrol Group.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

:( for Hercules
:) for rescue hamster - how is she taking to you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

very nervous
She is only 14 weeks old.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

awww
there's a possibility I might be adopting a guinea pig soon - a friend of someone at work who has one who needs some looking after
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Nice deep fried apparently

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Battered, one might say
Chips look shite though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:22, Reply)

The tomato sauce
Will have been cleverly hidden in the cheeks of the hamster, like a povvo chicken kiev.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Isn't all Chicken Kiev povvo Chicken Kiev?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

adopting eating
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

People always say this about guinea pigs
never about dogs and cats. Perhaps I should remind them about Korean Dog restaurants everytime they talk about them
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Loads of animals are perfectly edible
it's all about cultural choices.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Horse meat is lovely.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Giraffe's quite tasty.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I like fray bentos but I've never seen a live one

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)