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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Twistin' my melon man!
Have you had a Happy Monday?

Alt: Best bit of technology for under two hundred and fifty quid.
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Evening Jeff
My Monday has been very frustrating, not happy

Alt:
Cheap guitar and amp
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)
Why have you been left frustrated Sporty?

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Work stuff
Ive been lumbered with working out how to upgrade a set of products without any decent documentation
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Oooh. I know this one.
Turn everything off, then turn it back on again, but cunningly put the upgrade CD in the CD player thing.

Hit 'next' a few times, PROFIT!
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tired, very tired
alt: my phone what does music and internet

evening, dogfucker, how goes?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)
I slept loads over the weekend, so I feel great.
I slept loads because I was tired.
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sleep is for the weak
why were you tired? something good?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Combination of too much work, too much going out and not enough rest.
I have now got on top of the rest situation, and I'm only working 4 days this week.
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I was going to guess 'too much bendery'
so I was fairly close.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)
You really are a spastic.
*Refuses to be called a bender by you*
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I don't even have their numbers.
But I bet you do.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)
DARTH FOXTROT!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)
he stayed up late for 3 whole days
watching 1980s idents for various ITV companies
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)
i wish I could sleep for the rest of the week, now
but there's work and there's a larp event at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)
Not too bad, I suppose.
You?

Alt: Lightscribe pen. Or a nice graphics tablet. Or an ipod touch.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I'm good thanks b3th.
What is a lightscribe pen?
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I obviously meant
Livescribe pen
I am obviously a flid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)
this thing sounds pretty awesome

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
Google Nexus Tablet, and you got £90 change, so I'd put that towards a 3D telly for christmas.
I had a good day thanks, but my oven died, now I've only got the job. It totally utterly sucks because I want jacket potatos tonight - and don't start with this microwave jacket potato nonsence; jacket potato without a crispy skin is a poet without a soul. And I can't replace it 'till like 10-12 weeks because the whole for my oven is too small and I'm getting my kitchen done up in 10 week's time and there is no point getting a shitty smaller oven when I can have a big awesome one for the sameish money in 10 weeks time.

I'm well looking forward to this weekend, first time I've looked forward to something in what feels like yonks. I mean, looked forward to something that isn't waiting for something that comes in a box to come out.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)
hey gonz! hey hey gonz!
guess who saw Ghostpoet yesterday?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)
0o0o0oh, did you slap is bald head?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)
i couldn't reach
he was very good, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Ace ! Where did you see him?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:16, Reply)
green man festival
I also saw Dizraeli and the Small Gods who you might like, too, it's certainly got that hippity hoppity vibe
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:19, Reply)
I donno them, I'll look them up though =)

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:34, Reply)
How are things going with your Doris?

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She ain't interested unfortunatly, we're still mates though, like, actual mates who talk and meet up and stuff.
I ain't cut up by it in the slightest, I'm alright with being on me own.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:03, Reply)

being on my own my inflatable goat.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I like the way that the seems are double strength.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Goats are. Allegedly.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Out of interest Gonz.
What makes the Nexus tablet better than the others, say the Samsung.
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It's got the latest version of Android, but more importantly, it'll have the next one...
... which will finally introduce the fix to the lagging problems that Android is plagued with (eg, it'll be all smooth animations and tweens, like on the iPad... it's called 'Project Butter'). It's the only tablet currently on the market that'll have this, I think. Not 100% sure behind that, but this "Project Butter" fixes my biggest bugbare with android.

If you ain't worried about waiting, if the "iPad Mini" comes out next month, that'll be similar price and pretty amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Too much choice.
But I'm quite tempted by them.
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I think they're well useful.
I do all my book and magazine reading on my one.
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Is yours on a contract or do you just pick up WiFi connections?

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Wifi, but I can use my iPhone as a connection if I want.
I think most phones have that feature, it's called Tethering.

I can't see the point of the 3G version when it's £100 more expensive, and you can get a "Mifi" (a little hotspot in your pocket) for £50; which will also get other devices online such as a laptop or DS/Vita or whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Answer is
Quad Core Processor
Gig of RAM
and A 12 core Nvidia graphics chip.

I have mine running a playstation and an n64 emulator perfectly smooth. It does all my media streaming, remote controls all the compuers in the house, handles all my email, has amazing voice recognition, It has a great kindle app, I can read all my comics on it, I can now attach my usb memory keys to it, HD screen, movies look and play great, fantastic third party app support, I have a great sat nav on it, multiple browsers with flash support and it fits in my pocket yet is big enough to use for everything. Way better than any iPad I have ever used at an amazing price.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
But apart from all that, what has the Nexus ever done for US?
FILM!
MONTYPYTHON!!
LOL!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:25, Reply)
0o0oh, it seems to be working now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)
Alt: Kindle.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Kindle

Thimble
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Git.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)
My university's on University Challenge.
I am v. excited.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
It's been alright, Jeff.
Started my new job today, which was quite pleasant. I think I'm going to enjoy it.

Alt: two washed out tin cans and a length of string.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:09, Reply)
yay!
congratulations, then, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Yay!
A Geordie mobile.
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+ disco.

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*checks ownership of Tyne fog.... Yeap, it's still Gazza*

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(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Woo!
*Something about sausage rolls*
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Alt: guns

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)
SONG!

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Not bothered, fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:28, Reply)
At what point did Arsenal become a feeder club?

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They're now 'a sleeping giant' struggling for top ten finishes

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
When we moved to the emirates

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:41, Reply)
er I saw your mate on Saturday, he was wearing a right nasty white suit
cool story etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)
The stay puft marshmallow man.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
he looked somewhat knobbed off
I can't think why
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
You've lost me here pet

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)
Arsene was doing the man from del monte impression on Saturday evening
THATS MY COOL STORY
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
Csbtia

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)
Fuck me, that was embarrassing.
I'm going to pretend it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)
?

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University Challenge.
We got GUBBED.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Monday evening sexitimes in Weston

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:37, Reply)
Yuck. Geriatric sex. Bluergh.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Way to go building up b3ths confidence

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)
*cries*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:42, Reply)
BAN BATTERED, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARD
Don't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)
BAN EVERYONE B3TH, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARD
Don't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
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i like how everyone should be banned
banned fucking hard as well
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)
I'm just going to shut the whole board down.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)
BAN B3TH
BAN EVERYONE B3TH, YOU NEED TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE TO THE BOARD
Don't:
Post stuff that is, or looks like porn - (see NSFW section)
Post pictures from sites that are not your own
Repost your old pictures in a new thread - that's what the 'View Older Messages' link is for.
Spam your website over and over again.
Be nasty or offensive to other boarders
Be boring
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)
I've mentioned before that your 'happy biscuit' looks like it's got downs syndrome, COULD YOU PLEASE SORT THIS OUT

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)
Maybe it has a raspberry ripple filling.

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He's 'special'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:03, Reply)
If you save up the tokens from the biscuit packaging do you get a free mini-bus?

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Leave him alone you mean bullies!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Just because you haven't got enough token for the delux model with wipers on the inside of the glass.

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You should make an advent calendar so we can count down the days.
Behind the last door, you could have a big picture of some Internet virgins.
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confidence vaginal juices.
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*banhammers*

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)
Please don't make me look at that crying kitten again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)
DIY Racist.

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+injured.

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I think she should ban some of the spanners that post first.

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You tool.

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You spanner.

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Come one Jeff, you know the drill.

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You've got a screw loose.
(Sorry, went out for a fag).
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Bet that was a bit of a wrench.

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Not really.
I rolled it myself, which was a bit of WORK and I say on a BENCH when I smoked it.
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It's purely a vice.

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Thats just nuts

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You know you talk so hip, man.
I'm already a third of the way through my working week and now I'm posting in a Jeff thread, how could it not be a happy Monday?

Alt: I'll have 250 quids worth of new records please Mr Dogfucker.
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Consider your melon twisted.

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Pay attention: records are not technology.

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Really?
What are they then?
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Vinyl is an antiquated method of playing music.

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+ it stops zombies

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)
FILM!

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most of my posts are really subtle film references
I'm really into film
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FILM!
(I didn't really get the subtle reference of your reply, but I'm sure it's there. I think in future, to show I'm down with the kids, I might just reply FILM! to anything you post).
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bollocks, everton have scored

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FILM!

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i can see this getting on my nerves

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FILM!
(Sorry. I'll stop now, I'd rather discuss the football).

Reading the BBC feed, it sounds like Everton deserved to score.
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Listening to the radio it appears that united are playing gash
they need to get their A game together
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Have Arsenal got any player that might help?

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why yes, some cunt on a forty million pound contract, who 'listened to his little boy' has come on to hopefully kiss his badge

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Rusty Sherrif lolz.

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RVP is on the pitch!

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bobby must be proud that he's finally playing for someone decent

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Don't mention that bobby 2.0ed me for asking what he was on about the other day

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Someone decent who is losing to Everton.
It's all set up for a RVP winner isn't it.
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You're not going to 2.0 him for it I hope?
Stupid feature, used by stupid cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:22, Reply)
** edit ** two people have me on 2.0 to my knowledge

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I had my initial doubts, but it really seems to annoy people if they're on 2.0
i'm sticking everyone on it
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:26, Reply)
The only bit that would be any use would be sticking the mods on it, however I have been told this doesn't work.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)
Has anyone actually tried it though?

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Yes.

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Yeah, the rockers.

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L. T. I.




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Was that when they met King Tubby uptown?

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When did Bob become royalty?

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An antiquated piece of technology, if you will.
You'd better tell all those vinyl pressing plants and labels issuing vinyl that they are wasting their time.
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Will do.
I'll send them a pigeon in the morning.
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I will. They need to be told.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)
But what will I do then?

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Hopefully kill yourself.

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+ Having first deleted his account.

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That would be a bonus, not necessary though, as long as he kills himself.

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I shall wear a vest full of explosives when I attend Monty/Stunned/Jeff bash.
You coming?
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Only if his thumb is better.

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I may not be able to make it, might be having my daughter's naming ceremony that weekend.

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You've had her for a year.
Surely you've decided on a name by now.
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1709070
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Strange name for a child.
'L.T.I'
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No it's just the way I'm sat down.

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Alt.
My Google Nexus 7. 200 quid for the top model and its fucking ace. Even better now I have rooted and unlocked it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 21:08, Reply)
I'm very tempted with one of these.
No idea what I'd use it for, but they look nice.
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1709028
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Okay, very tempted.
What's wrong with it though?
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They make you gay.

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How many have you got?

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Seven
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Well
It doesn't have a rear facing camera but I don't want one. It doesn't output to a tv but I don't want to and it doesn't have 3g but you can tether it so easily and who wants 2 data plans when one will do. I have a £10 a month tesco contract with unlimited data, hey presto unlimited data on the Nexus 7
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No arse cam?
Hmm.... Reconsiders.
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Who takes pictures on a tablet?
Use a proper camera like a normal person
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And it finishes 1-0 to Everton.

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Will this be in the test?

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What test is this Tangles?

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I was just wondering if I needed to learn this bit of information.

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You do.

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Damn.

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And you need to grow your hair like the goal scorer
Before the bash.
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Pic?

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To save you the effort of finding it...

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I don't think I can do Afro, but I'll try.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
If you want to get down with the cool kids in work tomorrow, say....
'I see that Robin Van Persie has handed in a transfer request, saying he wants to win things'

The lads will think you're great, they might even lend you their copy of Nuts magazine.
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I just want to be one of the 'lads', Jeff.
This snippet will surely make them accept me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
It's bound to.
Has your Judy relaxed about you attending a spastics convention in September yet?
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We haven't really talked about it.
It'll be fine though, I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Until you get home from work tomorrow with an afro and a copy of Nuts.
And your excuse is, 'Some bloke called JeffTheDogFucker' told me to do it.
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"I've only got it for the articles, love"

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)
+ now, get the chips on bitch.

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I've already told her twice.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Gay test

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
He wrote that test.

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I've actually had a Happy Monday.
But this would count as an internet sex story and therefore a lie so ... I dunno ... something like a massive platinum bluetooth twitter-enabled dildo or sutin.
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