Don't pass out onto the grill will you!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:44, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Grill or Drill?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)

This is a good point. Perhaps I will have cheese and port instead.
I currently have instock:

Apple smoked cheddar.
Stilton.
Camembert.
Dolcelatte.
Cambazola.
Cornish Yarg.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49, Reply)

Show off
I'm still at work.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I. Am. Not.
Heh.

Sorted your holiday yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)

He is making 'maybe I can find the money somewhere' noises
mainly because I made some 'you've got to be fucking joking you prick' ones.
(berk, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Cunt him in the fuck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

you bent fuck

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Shortarse prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)

MMMMMMMMMMMMM cheese

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51, Reply)

Cornish Yarg, otherwise known as pirate cheese.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)

ARhhhh ya cut em in pieces of eight yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Do you have any Kraft slices?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53, Reply)

What do you think?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Yes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Idiot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Squeezy cheese?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Certainly not.
Just remembered I have a dozen escargot in the freezer. I may have these as a starter.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)

DAMMIT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

this makes me sad
I have half fat cheddar and some slightly runny value 'greek salad cheese'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Pathetic. A fridge should always have a good stock of cheese.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)

fridges are way too cold for storing cheese.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)

If you remove it from the fridge for an hour first then it's fine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)

it'll never mature fully at fridge temperature, even if you sit it for an hour
But having a storage point at around 15 degrees is fairly useless for anything but cheese.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)

not if I want to stop being a housewhale
if I had all that cheese I'd be storing it in me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)

When I bought my first flat,
A cheese shop opened up below me a few months afterwards. These days when I go in I usually end up about £40 lighter of pocket.

Next time you're in Northumberland, head for Morpeth; the shop's still there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00, Reply)

I donno the last one, but I strongly approve of the rest.
Have you ever been to 'la cave a fromage'. Promise you mate, the trip is well worth it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04, Reply)

it sounds like a euphemism
is that what the lady of the night said to you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:09, Reply)

Haha, grim, cottage cheese.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13, Reply)