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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Well forked, but not dead.
I've been eating salmon fish cakes. That is the most interesting thing to have happened today.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
Unless it has been smoked, salmon is repulsive.

Hope this helps x
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Run out of drugs again?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)
Almost entirely, yes.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Salmon is quite shitty,
but these were nice. Tartare Sauce, and lemon helped disguise the stale, off minge aroma and taste.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
you'll smoke anything, won't you you druggie cunt?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:39, Reply)
I bet he decapitated the fish himself

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I smoked banana skins as a teenager, in the forlorn hope that these would get me stoned.
They didn't. Hope this helps x
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)
We spent an hour cooking them to some sort of recipe
all we did was set off the smoke alarm and ruina perfectly good saucepan
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)
cool story bros

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Cheers Q, what's up with you art the moment?

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)
new bins

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Cool story
I need some new bins actually, the lid on the kitchen one won't close and miniape keeps putting stuff in their, by stuff I mean her toys, my sunglasses, phone, wallet etc
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
get 30L brushed stainless steel pedal bins
then me you and Two Hats can be Bintuplets!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Oh man where from, i have some John Lewis vouchers

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
john lewis is good

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I was made to spend £80 of them on a "throw"
Eighty fucking quid
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:04, Reply)
you're mental, who pays £80 for a bin?
you crazy
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I'll tell you who.
A bent spastic, that's who.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
nah, it's more like a blanket
and we spent £30 on a clock, a fucking clock! And yet I'm not allowed a new TV, bad times quints.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
mine was....
.... i won't tell you. but it was a lot more than that. for the first 2 years, i went mental if anyone tried to put anything in it, or got fingerprints on it.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
I saw one for £200 in a little boutique shop
nothing special about it, no robotics, nothing amazing

fucking lunacy
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
erm, yeah
absolute fucking idiots, yeah.


yeah.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:22, Reply)
you spent £200 on a bin, didn't you swipe?
£200 on a container for all the dried urine you have to scrape off the walls you've been pissing up
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:29, Reply)
£225
are you happy now?
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
I have no other settings

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
i remember you being all emo

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)
how do you get a salmon to light?
you'd have to twist the tail and dry it out somewhat
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)
With great difficulty, I have to say,
but the lungfuls of acrid, fishy smoke are so delightful that it really is worth the effort.
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
your like ray mears
on acid!
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
I AM SO FUCKEN KRAYZEEE!!!!!!

(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
You are wrong.
Hope this helps x
(, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

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