it is as if they went through the koran and then through life
interpreting it as everything that might possibly be fun = punishable by death.

alt: i am going back on my ludicrous diet for a month, so this week will be spent being quiet and getting used to nothing but water. depressing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:08, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

both of these things seem counterproductive
to me
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

That is because you are not, what is referred to in the common parlance as, a fucking idiot.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

that's the nicest thing anyone has said to me today

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

It can only get worse from here

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

it's likely to
I have to be in work in a couple of hours and that's about when I expect to be hit by reality drag/larp comedown. Also, turns out that when you're 36 you can't necessarily do a festival, a week of work and a larp event with booze no sleep and running in mud and not feel like death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

yeah i heard that water is actually really fattening

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

it is if you mix it with stuff

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Bisto granules, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

no but water retention and that
you can get really fat from water, that girl from that film Precious was 99% water
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

if you drink a litre of water
you'll weigh about a pound more. this can be really depressing for motivation when you get on the scales, even though you know logically that 2 hours later, you'll have pissed it all out.

i'm mainly doing this to cut down diet coke, as it's not allowed on the diet. i simply haven't got the motivation to cut it out otherwise. of all the bent habits.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

sorry but you're boring me now
you were boring me at the start, but i wanted to see how far it would run with my water is fattening schtick.

i gave up
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you're all heart

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

to you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

to me

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

the diet works really well, and i have a massive event at the end of sep that i am aiming for (the day after monty's b4sh, so i'll have to be careful how smashed i get there too!)
but the first couple of days are miserable. i think it's giving up diet coke, the caffeine withdrawal gives me crashing headaches. after that i feel fine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

you'd be better off eating healthy surely.
just have veg and rice, that sort of shit.
you'll just piss loads and put even more weight on when you eat again.

I mean.... I hope you starve you beakering prick!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

overall you are absolutely right and that is what i do
but i want to give myself a short kickstart in the arse, which this will do. it doesn't go back on if you are sensible and exercise.

you rancid scottish prick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

hmm, your body adapts to the starvation and stores more when you eat again, it's a dangerous game to play.
you fucking demented cat lady scat whore.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

well, i thought that too
the first time i did it, i thought the whole lot would pile back on. in fact, i gained 2lbs back out of the 10, and the rest stayed off. i think infrequently it's fine.

i'm allergic to cats, don't you know ANYTHING? budgie-whore. or goldfish, birds might need a bit too much commitment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:22, Reply)

your life and all that.
I hope a cat eats your eyes as you sleep and you sneeze so hard it shits on you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

i wish i wasn't laughing at this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

you fucking love it

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)