Godspeed are tedious shite.
And handsome boy modeling school is a fucking stupid name for a band.

We hired a new guy this week, and he's big in to GIS modern metal, he introduced me last night to sub genres of metal I've never heard of, but to my ears it was all shitty metalcore.
We did a line clean last night, so free booze all round, got home at 4am, feel surprisingly good, probably means I'm still drunk.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:12, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like you again now.
x x x x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

when he says 'line clean' he means they clean the beer lines
you druggled prick
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

STOP TOYING WITH HIS EMOTIONS!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I am nothing if not capricious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

lets never fight again.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

These past days have seemed more like decades.

I never want to feel that low again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I've only ever had one night out where I woke up still drunk. Wasn't a good way to wake up.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

The closest I've come is a sort of pre-hangover
I know I'll have one later in the day but it hasn't yet had time to develop.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

i think this is where i am currently.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

The last one I was sitting in my car at a junction waiting to pull out
thinking what a bad idea going into work was, when some woman ploughed into the back of me and totalled my car. That didn't help.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

i imagine probably not.
I might go get a McDonald's breakfast.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Nothing like a little greasy meat to take the edge off.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I like it when you drerss as a scary clown or clockwork orange.
I want you to hold me.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Is that a Leona Lewis lyric?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

dafuq you asking me for?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I thought you were a fan.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

you thought wrong amigo.
totes all about 1d
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I feel so old.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

that black and white clown outfit,
Was what I was wearing when I met ladypig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Did she ask you to leave the costume on?
when, you know, you did it
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

no,
When I called her next day to arrange a date, she told me she wasn't sure she would recognise me. Romantic ain't it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

aww that's one for the groom's speech that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Handsome Boy Modelling School sounds like they're Hackney hipsters
who wear desperately ironic clothes in such a cool way that makes it clear they just don't give a shit.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

It's Prince Paul who did all De La Soul and Stetsasonic's early beats,
and some other knobs. Prince Paul was great, but isn't any more I expect.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I'm toying with buying 3ft high and rising
Is this a good idea?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

+ or is it merely an aspiration for Battered?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Nope. Stakes is High is much better.
I couldn't stand that 'Daisy Age' bollocks. The instrumentals are superb but happy hip hop = gay.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Duly noted

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Prince Paul and Automator.
Automator has worked on loads of white person nerd rap, such as Dr Octagon.

HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

i'm not sure your opinion on anything is worth sharing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I'm not sure you're worth anything.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

50 of you isn't worth one of Windy Pig's pubes you ghastly helmet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

My presence makes you terribly upset.
That's got to be worth at least a pube.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I put two band names forward that were taken from this very site
'Over-stylised bumholes' and 'Spider-induced wank disaster'.
Neither seemed popular with the other band members :(

In the new/old thing, I introduced two mates to the late, great John Fahey's music recently.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:24, Reply)

What is GIS modern metal?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

It's like those glasses frames that spring back into shape.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Useful!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)