Advert: Got to look for a new home for one of our cats.
As the baby has got older the cat has become more and more stressed, so it really isn't fair to keep the cat.

Please let me know if you know of anyone who may be interested in giving the cat a home. She's 10, long haired black female. Neutered and microchipped and has all her vaccinations.

Best suited to a house without young children, that has a garden as she spends sometime outside each day.

I will pay any vet bills for the first twelve months.

Please get in touch if you are interested or know someone who may be.

Tl;dr: pet available for experimentation and or vivisection.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 10:32, 29 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You rude cunt, the cat was there first, it's the baby you should be looking to rehouse.

(Bazongaloid, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I thought about keeping the baby in the shed. Mrs Battered not keen though.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Shed Baby is the new Office Cat.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Just cut out the chip and dump it at the side of an A road.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

this.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

If I take it, can I shave it and barbecue it?
10 though, dunno, they get bitter as they get older.
( Theoban What of it, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

I'm sure you could marinade it first.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

dunno sounds poncey

( Theoban What of it, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

kill the baby, your wife, the cat and yourself.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:29, Reply)

A slight over reaction I feel. No problem killing the cat.
and possibly the wife too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

there was that fella thst moved to france, went bankrupt,
Couldn't face the shame of being poor, so took a shotgun to his family, dogs and horses, the burnt down his country manor. That was an over reaction. But as you're a tiny midget man, we need you out of the gene pool if we ever want to re-take the worlds tallest man prize. It's for the good of the nation.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

I am of above average height.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 12:52, Reply)

for a midget

( Theoban What of it, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

What name did you give the cat?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Well if you've called it Cuntkiller the Space Emperor you're probably gonna have a hard time palming it off on a granny

( Theoban What of it, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I wish I had called it that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I'd love to help only
1. I have rodents that cats like to eat
2. Having a cat would just about seal my image of crazy old spinster.

In other news I have had a moment of realisation. At school we had a green school uniform which annoyed me and when I left I said I would ever wear green again. I hadn't thought of this until I just looked for something green to wear for a fancy dress and found that all I had was a badly dog-chewed t-shirt, not even a pair of green pants or a jumper or a shirt. Unconsciously for 20 years I have avoided wearing green for no real reason.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 12:17, Reply)

2. yeah, cos rodents are such a normal pet for grown up LARPers to have

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Alright Q?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

it's not about being normal
it's all about avoiding being a crazy cat lady on a technicality
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I don't think crazy guinea pig lady is much of an improvement...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

best I can do under the circumstances

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

i might know someone whos interested.
She get on ok with other cats?
(PsychoChomp, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Yes definitely. We have more than one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)

Well tempting but I'm not sure if it would be practical for me. Have you tried Gumtree? I reckon someone would snap that deal up.
I've invented a sort of lemon cheese cake thing and a cheese'n'butternut-squash lasagnia only using pancakes.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

How many coins does it hold?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure if that glass window will break, but I'll be damned if I don't give it a good try.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

please estimate size of le creuset required

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:30, Reply)

12" if you remove the head and tail first.
Keep the head though, raw cat brain is a delicacy in some parts of East London, so must be worth a try.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I just saw this on facebook and my first reaction was to answer
"You'd have more luck trying to rehouse the baby"
But then I remembered that there are real people on facebook, so I didn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 2 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)