Meeejia Thread
How's your media concumption? seen/read/heard/whatever any good books/film/telly/music that you would like to share with the rest of the class?

I fancy a mojito soooo bad right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:23, 58 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I watched a Cabin in the Woods the other day.
It's alright.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I would like to respectfully disagree
That being said, I watched Return of the Living Dead the other night, so I'm no judge.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)

I like that guy who was in the West Wing,
he should be in more stuff.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I don't know who you mean, sorry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Joss someone.
He was in the west wing and was the guy who got eaten by a merman in CitW
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Oh wait
I was thinking of Cabin Fever. Sorry, I haven't seen that one.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Is that the one where people say there is some gnarly plot twist?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

It's not really a plot twist rather there's two plots going on at the same time and it takes a while to see how they're related.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I wanna see that Atlas Cloud one, that looks good.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Looks a bit deep for me that Gonz,
might be good if there's lots of explosions.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Nah', I reckon it'll be alright, this year's "inception/matrix/whatever".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

i'm clicking 'like' on all the posts on off topic
in the hope that soemone will have clicked at least 1 other post so that something will get on the popular page
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Good lad Q
I think it would be quite something to know you in private life
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

thanks TH
i've done this thread and the whole of the last two, must keep up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

did the thread before that too now
it was a biggee
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I just did it as well. hopefully it'll work.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

cool, thanks psychochomp
i've now clicked every post in today's threads

hopefully we'll all stop posting now, i don't want to keep that up
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I'm top of the popular page now Whooooooop

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
crafty git
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

unlike everything else today
it's like a morgue on here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

i was gonna ask you for some legal advice swipe
you up for some litigation?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

try me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

having ice cream, just a bloody minute

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

right, ok take a look a the following agreement
and let me know whether you think any reversal of the agreement is implied in the text, i.e. should participant A renege on their end of the deal he will have to perform said task for participant B, rather than B doing it to A as expressly written;

agreement made between Malcolm **** and Quentin **** made on Weds 15/1/12 at 17:15pm

Should Malcolm **** win the National Lottery/Euro Millions jackpot (all 6 balls) on either a Wednesday, Friday or Saturday, then Quentin will be liable to rim his anus and push his tongue inside of the rectum as far as it may possibly go for a minimum time of ten minutes.

Signed

Quentin

Malcolm

2 x Witnesses

So what do you reckon? any recourse, could I turn this back on him? He's giving up on the idea that he might win the lottery already.
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i think it's absolutely watertight
however, i think you should stop denying yourself, scrap the lottery fiction, and just go down on his ass, boy.

you know you want to.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i most certainly do
but I WANT to be able to force him to rim my bum too
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

oh
then what you have drafted will not get you your desire.

i suggest tearing it up and getting him drunk.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:47, Reply)

hmm, might have to do the getting him drunk bit and re-sign an amendment

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

commercial, practical solutions from swipe llp

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:52, Reply)

*tries*
err...like parma violets
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I watched battleship
It was shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)

I really liked it,
I liked when Rhianna said boom and they shot everything they could at the ship and it blew up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I like it when they used the anchor to 'handbrake turn' a decommissioned WWII battleship out of they way of some missiles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

See there was one of the best lines in the film after that.
American: "It's just like Sun Tzu, fight them where they aren't"
Japanese: "yeah, that's not what that means... not even close"
American: "oh"

Plus they keep saying Rimpak which is hilarious.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

That definitely works.
For true.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

WAIT, WHAT, WE* WIN?
Thanks, another film RUINED.

* in the very loose sense of the word, I didn't do anything.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I've been watching cookery shows on channel 4.
Vegetable soup seems quite popular at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Recession innit

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

I haven't seen any new ones in yonks now, its like they're all repeats these days.
Even Saturday Kitchen is running out of stuff.

Surely not all the foods been invented yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

i loathe the sat/sun morning cookery programmes
as i would never normally watch something like that, but have no choice when it is slapped in front of my face on the treadmill. there is nothing worse than food you wouldn't eat glistening away in front of you when you are trying to run in peace.

apart from food that you would eat, of course.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Exercise on a weekend is like doing homework.
And nobody has time for doing exercise in the week
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

well, unless you enjoy exercise.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

they are nearly always cooking some sort of rank meat, the inept fuckwits

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I have Frankie Boyle's autobiography to read.
I've dipped in and it looks alright.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

My Shit Life So Far?
It was OK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Whoop the popular page has been fixed.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

we're such an awesome team

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I'm off to see this tonight.

NT Live: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time. The book was pretty good, about an autistic kid, and a dead dog.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I really like that book, read it a couple of times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I hope the number of times you've read it is a prime number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)

and i hope you choke on a pun

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I've started reading Richard Kadrey's Sandman Slim series
I'm really enjoying them, sort of Urban Fantasy with lots of killing and demons and stuff. Funny dialogue and good plots.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Dark souls is still kicking my ass

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Someone needs to start a new thread now.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

because it'll die any less on its arse than any of the others recently?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

It might have a bit of life for a whole 10 minutes.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:36, Reply)

What you need is MOAR naked ape
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

*logs off*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)