I'm gonna say something controversial now.
Something I never thought I'd say. I'm not proud of it and I wish it were not true but I think that it's too important to ignore.

OK, here goes:

This is a really, really shit thread.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:07, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you're a really shit thread

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Both your face and your mum have won 'world's shittest thread' competitions several times over.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

your mum's gunt won a gurning contest.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Your mum's gunt lost the gurning contest
because it was so sweaty, fishy and massive they couldn't get the horse collar over it so it was disqualified.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I now have a bit of sick in my mouth. Thanks.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

could be worse, you could have some of the brwonish fluid that seeps from his mums gunt in your mouth.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

:(

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

your mum's gunt is that last working coal mine in britain.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

YOUR mum's gunt
has mould spores and and an as-yet-undocumented species of grey-blue mushroom growing in its dank, clammy folds.

No offence, like.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

all your mums gunts join together like a super gunt
that looks and smells like the shit daemon from dogma.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

The veins rippling across your mum's kippery gunt
make it look like an Ordnance Survey map of Norfolk's canal system.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

your mum's gunt is the most popular pothole destination in the west country.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Your mum's gunt has dripping stalactites in it which are regarded as a wonder of the natural world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

the greenish cheese substance that froths from your mum's gunt
is now considered a unique product by the EU.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

OK you win.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I enjoyed that monty, let's do it again sometime.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Absolutely
I've not had a decent gunt-off in, oh, must be weeks now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I heard your mum likes to suck his mum's stalactites until they give off their tasty discharge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

your mum's gunt is so large it has its own postcode.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Your mum's gunt has a lost tribe of shitty pygmies living in it, surviving off the late that oozes from her pours and the herds of amphibious scaley rats that have evolved there. Also Vanessa celts is in there masterbating with a stuffed cat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

"A SHIT DEMON!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

It does seem to have cured his insomnia though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'm surprised at you Monty
I thought you had more class than that
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I am an enigmatic, chameleonic question mark of a man.
Just when you think you know me...BAM! I change. I'm the internet equivalent of David 'Bowie' Jones. Which way will I turn....? Not even I know that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Bent probably

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Someone has invented some prog rock awards, 30 years too late
I can only imagine the ceremony will be long, pretentious and the speaker will have to use two podiums at once
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Hahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Things are looking up already!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah, I wondered what inspired that
And Genesis won, what a surprise. In terms of commercial success, it's pretty much between them and Pink Floyd, and Genesis have the egde because they're all still alive. The thing I don't get about these things is that people that actually like Prog couldn't give a flying fuck about these sort of things. So who are these awards for?
NONE OF IT MAKES ANY SENSE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

No, TH, U2 have the edge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

LTI now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Actually I do have a lot of work to do.
Seeyalaterz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Ahhhhahaha

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)