air cuba
what the shuddering fuck my friend was thinking when she booked air cuba, given that virgin flies to cuba, is a mystery to me.

it was a 40 year old retired russian plane. the safety instructions were all in russian, the seats were like concrete - for a LONG flight - and when i asked for a diet coke, the equivalent thing that was served came in a grey can with russian on the side of it. i swear it hissed at me when i opened it. and the contents were grey. unbelievably horrific.

cuba is awesome though. the food sucks; only holiday where i've ever lost half a stone in a fortnight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Try flying to Lhasa over the himalayas in a post war Chinese prop. One of the windows was taped up with gaffer tape.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Maybe you should go back there instead of deliberatly starving yourself.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)

sorry, i couldn't hear you over my rumbling gut
+n before anyone else does it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

should have packed some crackers and cheese.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i bought one of those giant sacks of mini toblerones for my dad in duty free on the way out
it nourished us for 2 whole weeks*

* may actually have lasted about 2 days
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Swipe on holiday

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

leave your daughter out of this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Lololololol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)