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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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oh, this sounds like a QOTW trap!*huff huff* I last hung round a school as part of a one man vigilante campaign to stop nonce drug dealers from raping needles into the eyes of toddlers. My accord was primed for action and I had just had a ginsters ham and egg sandwich when I saw some baddie approach the school. *huff huff* I knew he was an evil cunt because he had a tattoo so I flew out the Accord and beat them to death with my ninja skills.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:42,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I also have a tattoo!!! WE'RE PERFECT FOR EACH OTHERMARRY ME!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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BECAUSE WE ARE MEANT TO BE!!!!I dunno, meme or something innit.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:58,
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No, it just makes you look common.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:49,
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Kroney, you're alright by me.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:53,
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yes it is on my foot... how did you know that?it's a purple bittersweet flower with a yellow stamen.
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clearly I need to put my glasses on.I don't think I'd get a tattoo on my foof though.
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You'd have to get all those cocks out of the way for a long enough period.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Isn't your best friend a giant cock, or something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:05,
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I was in the pub last night and a random guy told me about the time he got muggedhe was at a cash point and a guy grabbed him round the neck from behind, luckily he's a 2 black belt in kick boxing so he pushed him to the ground and knelt on his neck or sometihng. Then everyone around him cheered, and he went to go to the taxi rank and the taxi driver saw what happened and was so impressed he bought him a pint.
I said "sounds like you had the last laugh" but no one else got it :(
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By in the pub, you mean on the Internet, don't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:55,
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No I mean in the beer garden of a above average chain pub in Milton Keynes famous Thearter District.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Only cause it sounds like an Internet story(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:01,
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Poppet should be concerned, she lives closest to Legless out of all of us.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Ringoffyre might try and have an affair with her as well(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:06,
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He totally wants to corner you in a public toilet and attempt to violently sexually assault you.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)
I deliberately carry bottles of spray on deoderant in my bag now in case this happens.Just cos it's not mace doesn't mean it won't fucking hurt!
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Oh man, it's a shame there wasn't a studio audience of b3tans watching that(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I will not rest until the popular page is just this over and over again.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07,
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I'm amazed at how often it has been the perfect response in the last few days.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)
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