I bought a four pack of those little cadburys chocolate bars at lunchtime.
I thought it'd be nice to have them for those occasional chocolate cravings I get on account of being a pregnant woman.

An hour later and I've eaten two of them :(
( Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:06, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

There is a whole tiramisu in my fridge...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

what am ah gonna do?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

UB40s less suc-OH DEAR GOD KILL ME NOW!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Yeah, go on God, kill Al.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Dear God, if you are listening and you're going to kill me, please can you also restore Monty's bank balance to a reasonable level
but can you take it all away again 2 days later when he's already spent a lot of it so that the disappointment is all the greater.

Lots of love

Bazongaloid Superfly
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I bought a packet of cookies
with the intention of eating a couple and leaving the rest in my desk drawer.

I've eaten them all already.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I am jack's total lack of surprise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

You big woman.
I can't talk though. I've eaten a whole bag of maltesers this afternoon/evening.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Did you put them up your foof and then fire them into your mouth in a Thai style.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Sure did bazonga.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Awesome.
Have you got over your little boyfriend trouble?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

if by "Got over" you mean blocked his number, told him never to speak to me again, and start looking after myself and making new plans, then yes.
I'm at the furious stage now. Still hurt but know that if he really loved me then he would never have acted the way he did. His loss. I'm better off without him.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Right on, sister.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

damn right.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Was battered cheating on his wife?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

No, my boyfriend cheated on me with his ex, lied to me about it, and then dumped me to go back to her.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Yah I NO!
'little boyfriend' that's the joke innit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

I totally got that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Also, what a plonker
Plonker is an Aussie term right?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

So is your mum.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

ummmm, maybe among people you age?
not among people my age!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Ooh you little rotter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

*dons halo*

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

www.google.com/search?q=dawson%20crying&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

HAHAHA!
Excellent internet right here.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Agreed!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)