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Evening you pox marked ninny hammerssoooo...what's up?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:44,
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latest was 12 years ago)
I wish had curryI have wine but it's warm...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:51,
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i had salad as wellbut I also had quiche and a baked potato. how do's k-dizzle?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:50,
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eh i feel like nobody parties as hard as i want toWhat's a party girl to do?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:54,
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You were talked about in the Telegraph todayMore recently, in 2004, Prof John Suler outlined a theory of disinhibition for online interactions in the CyberPsychology and Behaviour journal. He highlights dissociative anonymity – i.e., it is relatively tricky for others to know who you are online, which allows you to feel your comments are unconnected to your real-world identity. While the unmasking and prosecution of particularly aggressive commenters has become more common, this is still the biggest source of security for ultra-negative commenters.
The paper also suggests there are elements of fantasy to the average hardcore commenter’s approach. Suler splits that aspect into two categories – “It’s All In My Head” and “It’s Just A Game”. Suler says: “People may feel that the imaginary characters they ‘created’ exist in a different space, that one’s online persona along with the online others live in a make-believe dimension … separate and apart from the demands and responsibilities of the real world.”
That view is supported by the work of Emily Finch, a criminal lawyer who has studied online identity theft. She posits a theory that some individuals see their online lives as a game where the norms of every day life do not apply. That seems clear in the case of the most mischievous and aggressive commenters who, when unmasked, are often revealed as rather mild-mannered.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:53,
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Poor mild mannered Rory, like warm milk in a cosy cardigan(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:57,
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i read some article that because I aint got no social network account like facebook it basically means I've got a mental psychosis WHICH THEREFORE BEGS THE QUESTION WHO THE FUCK IS FUNDING SUCH SHIT
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:00,
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right bollocks to your thread I'm off, i don't even care what your answer is, fuck you(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:02,
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not much, Had a really shitty day, but all is good now, feet up, trousers off, beer in hand, dinner on the way. All good.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 19:52,
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Packing for my weekend away in Poland, whilst drinking a small cider or two. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:01,
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You should buy an ice cream when you get there.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:03,
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I'd love a Cornetto now you mention it. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:03,
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Yes. Specially calculated to be heavy enough to concuss you when I throw them at your head. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:12,
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tireddidn't sleep much last night, including waking up because I dreamt I was being choked. Woke up properly and with in 30 seconds was in a rage because I realised something about work. Had an OK but fairly unproductive day at work and then went to the shop and realised my wallet was at work.
so what are you going to do about it?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:24,
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certainly not listen to you beaker, that's for sure(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:25,
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well I guess that answers itum, how're you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:27,
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I don't deal in moaning, I only deal in solutionsNot bad thanks Cavy, went to se my old next door neighbour today, she is 91 and very lonely, so I have brownie points now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31,
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good workis she interesting and cool or moany and smelly?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:32,
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she's sweet, I should see her more often she doesn't have anyone really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:34,
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+ to lick her ancient fanny batter. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41,
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THat's all you can say when clearly all teh misery in the world has been savedup for me? There is literally NO ONE in this world that has gone through worse things than me. Ever.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:28,
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oh but the rope would snapand the vodka would spill and asda would be out of paracetamol. I shall struggle on with my terrible life merely to serve as a warning and an example to others of the misery of existence and the cruelty of life
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:36,
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Please don't carry on. Have a few drinks, a hot bath, some medication and the slit your veins. Downwards.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38,
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I might punch someone in the throat for you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:29,
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this is satisfactoryI shall reserve my opinion on who it should be for the next couple of days
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:31,
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i'm a busy man, you have until midnight.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:41,
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alright Windy PigThat z*rd of d*mocles bloke is a bit of a prick, isn't he?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:38,
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Thats why i called him a prick.First time I seen any of his posts, has he been around before?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:40,
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Apparently he's someone's second account.www.b3ta.com/questions/wankbank/post1712182
And just to thicken the plot, he's apparently been around for a few years because he knew my old username.
It'll be fun to see if a hilarious over-reaction can be consistently provoked from him by replying to his posts with "butthurt".
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44,
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any guesses as to who?Ringi? Ringo2? Mock turtle? AB?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:46,
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That's the best bit. I have absolutely no idea.Given that he knew my old username, I would guess it's a former /talk regular. There have been one or two semi-autistic nancies I've upset over the years.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:47,
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well, Don't be too sure, I knew your old username and was never around then, if its someone who lurks the talkboard they could have got it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:52,
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Well it ain't Spanky, he Loved talking about wanking. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58,
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Like you know what a naked woman looks like. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:44,
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Is that an invitation to participate in homosexual activity? No thanks. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58,
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Ted, I don't wanna be a milkman anymore!!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 20:58,
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fucking hell I make great jamsurely this will bring the boys to the yard
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:11,
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it turned out there was something to live forand it was jam
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:14,
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K to the Swizz.You keepin' it real?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:19,
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she's so realreality sets its normality meter by her
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21,
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i was going to try to talk ghetto here but i haven't the energy How goes it?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:21,
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It is a bit woohoo isn't it!How is your UK adventure saving going on, making progress?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:34,
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nopeI want to use it for that but my mom wants to go on a cruise and my dad will never go so I'm thinking about surprising her with a trip
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45,
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The boys are too busy trying to marmalade their cocks in your mums arse.(at least I think the joke is something along those lines)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:15,
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My favourite joke is the one about the woman who gets her boobs weighed.Well, either that one or the one I do about political shopping.
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after all, that is the suavest of jokes(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:22,
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are you really?I didn't know that, you should have told us
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:29,
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Have I mentioned my turquoise shirt, my piercings and my new hamster?(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:33, Reply)
NEW HAMSTER?! Yay!www.b-landau.de/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/hamster-good-idea1.jpg
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:35,
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She's silver, her name is Grace and she's gradually getting over her terrible nerves.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)
awwbaby hamsters are always nervous, but given a little while they will be friendly
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:42,
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She's not a baby.4 months old. Adopted. She had wet tail as a baby and was quarantined, so nobody wanted to buy her. She was incredibly jumpy at first, getting better though.
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she was lucky to get through wet tailits pretty nasty.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:45,
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Do you watch An Officer and a Gentleman together?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:46,
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What I mean is..Do you watch it whilst the rodent crawls about your bowel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:02,
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Eraserhead, Taxi Driver, King of Comedy, Transsexual Babysitters 4.Why do you ask?
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Just being conversational Richard.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 22:09,
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AightAlso, I only watched Transsexual Babysitters 1 through to 4 at the urge of Battered.
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that's my friend's favourite joke to tellunfortunately she was once about to deliver the punchline when she realised there were some young kids about and spent some time ab libbing about pectin
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 21:16,
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