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Hot & sunny all weekend according to the forecasts!Tomorrow I will be looking after my G/F's Jack Russell (not a euphemism) while imbibing an assortment of beers. I fully expect to be quite squiffy by the evening when I will be dining hugely on barbecued meats.
Sunday will be anothet BBQ at a friend's house where there will be excessive drinking, enormous steaks and some live music.
I do not expect there to be any back door action with my mum.
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You're looking after George Formby's Jack Russell?What an honour!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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It is a surprisingly large dog.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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oh, well played.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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Yours was good too.tangles was just first. I love you both, don't worry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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No one remembers the silver medallists**Come to think of it, I don't know any gold medallists. Daley Thompson? Whatever, you know what I mean...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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I'd rather Jacks, than Fleetwood Mac, personally.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10,
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2 days of BBQ, Capt? You might want to spend Friday tonight reinforcing your lavatory.
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Nah mon, it used to slurry by the bucket load(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50,
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He should reinforce it by raping it and then laughing as it commits suicide(, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
Nah' man, the jack russel's body would simply shut down and lock it all out, if it was ledgitimate anyway.You know what, thinking about it, let's say it's true, that a women's body simply "shuts down" and "Locks it out", HOW THE HELL IS THAT BETTER? You're forcing someone to, in your own words, by very definition, go into a state that is akin to death.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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He's basically saying that the body carries out it's own abortion. Which he is against.so actually a women who gets raped is forever damned as a murderer for not getting pregnant.
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If we're really luckysomeone will explain it like that to him, and the internal right wing pseudomoralistic turmoil will cause him to explode.
but we won't be lucky.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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Yeah, 'cause if they do get knocked up then they are a single mother who's a drain on the stateand shouldn't have been such a filthy slut.
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Ducks rape each other all the time and they seem happy enough(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15,
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A lot of ducks commit suicide.True fact. And one that puts a bi old grin on Captain Placid's face.
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Slurry. The best of all the BBQ sauces. It's the unctuous stickiness that I love.
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BBQ meats will be interspersed with (some) vegetable inputI'm sure I will be advised* about my BBQ intake by my girlfriend. The vegetable intake may be forced on me but she only has my best interests at heart.
Killjoy.
*Nagged shitless
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you're saying your girlfriend forces vegetables into you?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03,
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the Assange defence.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:08,
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