I have a pile of toys to take home as it is cow Jr's 3rd birthday soon

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Lucky jr
Talkin of presents, Apparently I don't buy mrs ape enough "just because" presents...this is what happens when i let her out to see friends!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

You could buy her a mop and bucket "just because " the floor needs cleaning?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

I like this localboy, well done

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

My bro bought his missus a mop and bucket one Xmas
and got away with it. I'd have been given my bollocks on a platter, and reminded of it every week for the next 70. years.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

You have reminded me to buy flowers for the Mrs
Ta
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

^^^ Looking to get his Nat King this evening

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

What have you done this time?
/typical woman response
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Nothing dear

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

nah, too slow
you should already have decided what he's done wrong, but refuse to say so as he should know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Now, I know I'm 'odd' as far as women go
which explains why I'm here. But I really don't get that kind of sulky behaviour. I'm not psychic, love. If I've broken some randomly set arbitrary rule, I can't be expected to realise, can I?

It's like playing football, but no-one tells you where the goals are. Or if you score a goal at all. But if you miss a penalty, you get shot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Hello, Dave.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I'm in touch with my masculine side, alright?
*adjusts testicles*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Cheers 'luv
They were getting right sweaty
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Presumably she already buys you 'just because' presents?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Does beer count as a present?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

She does occasionally, I prob buy myself more though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

Keep buying her things like toilet cleaner and washing up gloves.
"I got you a present, just because"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

+you can now kill me and dissolve my corpse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Tell her that that's 'just because' she's a money-grubbing cunt
and if she doesn't shut the fuck up pronto you'll iron her face 'just because' you fucking hate her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Like he knows where the iron is
*tssk*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Yes but she won't know that.
Seriously, he needs to follow these instructions to the letter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)