This is why I've never been to Blackpool
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19549082
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:35, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

if someone fucked my cheesy chips up i sware i'd go mad

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

this^
Unmelted cheese is a fucking disgrace
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

But surely just waiting a bit would solve the problem.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Depends on the chip temp

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

And I think that's reflected in the lenient sentence
Cheesy chips is srs bznss
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Seems clear to me he was out looking for trouble, and only regrets it when someone was killed
Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he'd boasted about it afterwards, if the guy had lived.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Cheers for that columbo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

The north = shit
Seaside towns = shit
Blackpool = über shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Cheesy chips = win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

chips & cheese + kebab "meat" = WINNING

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

*doffs cap*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

WINNING scotch health food
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)

not his fault the guy was a fucking cream puff

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I go to Blackpool every year without fail
However shit it is when the sun's out, I can assure you it's worse in January.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

I assume you go for all the bum love
actually, is that blackpool or brighton?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Brighton
Although there is an absolutely cracking gay bar in Blackpool called the Flying Handbag. Next door is a gay club called the Flamingo. The "O" is lit up in a different coloured neon to the rest of the name.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Like a bum hole right?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

ha!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Hahahahahhahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)