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Where's Quinton(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:48,
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exactly where is Quintonhis week is totes up now
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:54,
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Maybe this is all part of his top secret experiment.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:56,
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i neva got twopointowed from my big bud Qadmittedly you all are insufferable wankers
I HOPE YOU ALL HAVEN@T DRIVEN HIM AWAY
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 8:59,
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Saddest day of my life when he ignored me.I am an insufferable wanker though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00,
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According to Wikipedia it's a suburb of Birmingham'Quinton borders the Birmingham suburbs of Harborne and Bartley Green and the Black Country area of Warley, and is separated by the M5 motorway from the Black Country town of Halesowen. It covers an area of 4.8 square kilometres (2 sq mi); its population was recorded in the 2001 UK census as 23,084, though its boundaries have since expanded slightly'
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He's also a photographer,who takes pics of beardy men.
benquinton.co.uk/
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he's on holiday, don't you fuckers read his newsletter?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:00,
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Kev nicked my copy of it this week so I missed out.Typical Kev!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:05,
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tell you what right, that kev thinks he's dead funny but he's just a cunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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he don't even like breasts broady.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:11,
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That's quite annoyed meI always had him down as being a bit of a laugh, I didn't realise he held these deep rooted prejudices, tell you what, next time I see kerrrazy kev imma kick RIGHT off
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:18,
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I tell you what he's had it coming for fucking ages.Fucking kerrazy fucking wanker PRICK.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:21,
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He's worse than Tricky and that's sayin something.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:30,
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at least tricky likes breasts.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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Exactly.I'm prepared to overlook the VD for that reason alone.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32,
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Tricky is alright y'know, just misunderstood(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:33,
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i aint read that piece of shit in yearsbest of links and joel, why it must be scrapped together in like two minutes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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HAHAHAHA LOOK A KITTEN IS SINGING ALONG TO BEYONCE!!!!!wow joel, just wow.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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And Rob charges two grand a week if you want to sponsor it.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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i can't remember any advertising on it, that's 2k down the drain. spamming shit is far more memorable and totally free. Everyone knows who popular peedo boyband VICE are, for example.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:11,
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I heard they are on tour with jacob dyer in France, fucking kids.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12,
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It's not where, but when..... *speaks to myself while watching matrix- like screens* when the hell are ya', big guy?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:10,
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Morning allAre we all joyous at Andy Murray today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:10,
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That Thomas Hamilton really fucked up therehe'd been doing so well as a confused loner as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:12,
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I dont understand this RoryPlease show your working
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:15,
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Murray was in the Dunblane massacre but failed to be killed.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:16,
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Slack, that's what he was. Slack and lazy.Typical scotch cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:16,
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Most likely too drunk to do the job properly.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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I can't be arsed to think of a reply(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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There was this Asian 'comedian' on TV the other daywho referred to 'Scottish whisky' THREE TIMES.
Fucking ig'nant brown cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:20,
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they should fuck off back to bradford and fucking stay there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:21,
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Get him spangedwww.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-devon-19550144
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:27,
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'Reeves and Mortimer were unavailable for comment'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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*pours one out for homies who have passed away*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32,
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Just one? Cheapskate(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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You know what 'SteveFrench'?I don't believe you. I don't even believe you're French.
I asked Kroney and he said 'Steve' isn't even a French name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:32,
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woah, back the fuck up monty.is this cunt a fucking liar?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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That's how I'm reading the situation.A litany of falsehoods. That's what I'm seeing here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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Je ne comprends pas?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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Morning monty. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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Or should I say, mourning monty?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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For Quinton. He's dead you know.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54,
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This is why I've never been to Blackpool www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lancashire-19549082
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if someone fucked my cheesy chips up i sware i'd go mad(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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this^Unmelted cheese is a fucking disgrace
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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And I think that's reflected in the lenient sentenceCheesy chips is srs bznss
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Seems clear to me he was out looking for trouble, and only regrets it when someone was killedWouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he'd boasted about it afterwards, if the guy had lived.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:39,
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Cheers for that columbo (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:47,
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The north = shitSeaside towns = shit
Blackpool = über shit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:41,
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chips & cheese + kebab "meat" = WINNING(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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not his fault the guy was a fucking cream puff(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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I go to Blackpool every year without failHowever shit it is when the sun's out, I can assure you it's worse in January.
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I assume you go for all the bum loveactually, is that blackpool or brighton?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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BrightonAlthough there is an absolutely cracking gay bar in Blackpool called the Flying Handbag. Next door is a gay club called the Flamingo. The "O" is lit up in a different coloured neon to the rest of the name.
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Like a bum hole right?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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I dunno, probably stepped or something. or maybe he has loldramas at work.
I REALLY enjoyed punching the shit out of a bag today in boxing class. I feel *amazing*. Who knew exercising until you hurt everywhere was fun?
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Loads of people, it's been very popular for years.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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Not having guts is prob why you didn't need to. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:50,
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It shouldn't be, im bobby, we don't converse much.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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yeah, those punch bags can be right mentalI'm glad you've finally faced your daemons
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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Daemons, or my scumbag ex who is still playing the "I know I fucked up but it was HER FAULT SHE MANIPULATED ME" card.Felt good to yell and punch stuff!
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here's what you do with your ex. go onto talk and copy stuff from theretext it to him. I would especially recommend anything by BM or Frank.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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AHaha, I am SO going to do that. may not be mature but it'll get the message across.
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yeah fuck it, I bet it'll be fun.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:03,
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Tell that to all those Pakistanis that he beat up.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:04,
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The women managed quite an efficient escape.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:08,
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did you get all sweaty?PIC PLZ!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:49,
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got so sweaty my shirt and shorts were sticking to me and I had sweaty dripping down my neck and back and tummy. use your imagination, it'll work better than a photo you miserable cunt.
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I just done 11 cums in my trousers and am stuck to the desk.you could have filled a bucket with all that sweat then.
I'll give you 10 british pounds (about 10mil aussie "dollars") for the tent you were wearing.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:52,
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This I cannot believe.It's looking to me like you're as big a fucking liar as this so-called 'SteveFrench' character.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:51,
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It's me! Bobby! Ssssh (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:54,
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I know it is you fucken dunce(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:00,
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I know you know, I'm in character youncunt.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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You see, the truth fairy goes away and all of a sudden this place is awash with untruths.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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I know, doesn't seem right does it?Anyway, who is Jim Patience?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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He's a b3ta related facebook friendbut I don't know who he is
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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I don't even have an facebook(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:14,
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sounds like the guy I've been waiting for all my life:D
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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that's some comedy gold right there.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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