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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:43,
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latest was 13 years ago)
haahaa!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:44,
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E O
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:45,
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SWOOT!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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*taps nose and points *
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:48,
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Something about cake?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:46,
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It's a fookin disgrace.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:48,
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You can puke yourself to fookin death on this stuff.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:50,
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it affects a part of the brain know as Shatner's Bassoon.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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*something else from the 90's*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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'Member the 90s?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:13,
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Boy, do I!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:17,
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Imagine if there were ZOMBIE KITTUMS and cupcakes and LAZERS!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:47,
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Not sure what I'm having for lunch yet, but I'll keep you informed
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:48,
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Me and Malc are going Nando's if you're interested
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:52,
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Dunno, is kerrrazy kev gonna be there?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:54,
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Nah fuck that we haven't told him
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:56,
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Sweet, right fucking wrong 'un that one
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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i've never seen you go so long without mentioning your furtive love of breasts before
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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We both hate Kev cos he's down on breasts
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:00,
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i like breasts
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:12,
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I have two viewings for my house today
WOOT
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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seriously?
I mean I know I enjoyed them while they were there, but god. DYAAKY.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:49,
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Did you? You fucking spastic. They were SHIT.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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You failed
No cute graphic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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The kilospoons are strong with this post
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:51,
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In fairness she was only about 12 in those days
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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you were very different then
i like to think that we have all corrupted you, in our own special way
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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ahaha I was very different yes.
Now I'm a mature adult.
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Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:23,
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I wanted to see if this utterly shit thread would
a) get more replies and
b) actually be more amusing than Chomp's one
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:52,
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Terrible bullying.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:54,
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setting your standards low: an excellent way to avoid disappointment
how is the ex behaving?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:57,
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Initially she flared up but potentially I might just avoid a row in court.
In a sensible world (I am fucking dreaming here) we'll agree an amended order and I shall simply lodge it (is that the term?) at the court.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:59,
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yes, you draft a consent order, both sign it (or your lawyers do)
and send it to the court with a cheque for £45.
done!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:01,
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Oh dear
Falling at the final hurdle.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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technically the parties should split the cost
so he only needs to spring for £22.50.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:03,
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Well I don't imagine he'll have any problems persuading her to split it.
She seems like a reasonable sort.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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I appear to have fractured several ribs
with the laughing. Thanks, tangles. THANGLES.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:08,
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I am really hoping to achieve this.
I found out yesterday that from next April she won't get legal aid any more.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:03,
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i read that as "laid" at first
i was thinking, that shit ain't going to help your chances of her behaving like a normal human being
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:05,
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legal laid?
is that when the court appoints a solicitor to fuck for you?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:07,
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That, my friend is the score you're looking for.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:06,
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Innit blud
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:08,
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In my last thread I mentioned that my batch of Woodfordes Nelsons Revenge is ready and it's fucking nice.
It's a "special bitter" which means fuck all to me but it tastes good.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:55,
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I got a gift box of Woodforde ales last year as a present
they were excellent.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:57,
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I've got 40 pints of it at home. - what I drank last night which was probably 2-3 pints.
their homebrew kits are really good.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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What's it work out at per pint as homebrew?
I am seriously considering having a go at it.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:09,
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Me too man, gotta do it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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If you ignore equipment costs and you get a midlevel pack about 40p.
Your first 100 pints are going to be between £1 and £1.50 if you don't fuck up any batches or waste too much bottling.
Assume 3-5 pints will be wasted by either being filled up with dead yeast from the bottle of the fermenter or as I often do, opening them before they're ready and they taste like shit.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:11,
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I'm getting my friend this for his birthday:
www.the-home-brew-shop.co.uk/acatalog/Home_Brew_Starter_Wherry_Woodfords_Kit.htmlThen when it is ready I shall go round and help him drink it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:58,
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That's not a bad price
Get another bunch of CO2 bulbs though, unless you plan to drink the whole lot in one go.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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I am very pleased that you are trying out all this shit
I need to do some of this stuff at some point.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:02,
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For some reason I find the name 'Dr Freddy Patel' hilarious
and he's all over the news at the moment.
Reminds of the time I was talking to my brother about blues legend 'Blind Willie McTell', he misheard it as Patel and pronounced him to be the unluckiest man of all time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:10,
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They had a fella at the paralympics opening called Able Semen Patel
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:14,
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Shut up was there.
You're a bad as that liar 'SteveFrench'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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SEMEN PATEL
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:24,
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NO YOUN ARE
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:27,
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I'm semen pateling as I type this
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:29,
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This is my favourite thing EVER
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:35,
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Morning Monty
Just been telling my colleague about the meal I went out for on Sunday, new BBQ restaurant in Leeds, absolutely superb.
That's about it, really.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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Alright.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:18,
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