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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It will be eight flipping years since I became a member soon
where do you think we will be in eight years?

alt: Do you think there should be a /projects board where b3tans can collaborate on things?

alt alt: crossbow or longbow ?

alt alt alt: favourite chocolate bar?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:15, 94 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
The moon
no
strongbow
gay
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)
click for strongbow

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:19, Reply)

I like the idea of a projects board, for what it's worth :)
(I helped save b3ta! quackpipe swings like a pendulum do, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:21, Reply)
Thanks
I reason it will be slower than OT, but a bit like /calendar possibly with invite only options
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)
Still here but with more energy efficiency and everything in the UK still London-centred
Alt: Yes
alt alt: Crossbow
alt alt alt: Boost
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:24, Reply)
I have a 23 year old rucksack which soon has to go to rucksack heaven
if the next one lasts this long I will be 58 when it dies.

alt alt:I have a larp cross bow, it's a lot of fun and if it were a combat situation a proper crossbow would be wicked. I do however have a badass recurve bow which I've not used for a few weeks, but I kind of want to.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:26, Reply)
Not a clue
Alt: Seems like a good idea.

AltAlt: Longbow, the missus shoots something similar (I think, I tend to switch off when she's talking about archery)

AltAltAlt: Boost or Twirl.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)
because of this post
I just had a cadburys mini roll which have been left dormant for some months. I have just remembered how amazing chocolate is, it's light sugary dance on your tongue, it's seductive texture (and that of the ecstatically fluffy cakey centre). Fucking diet.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:35, Reply)
Evening Gonz.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:52, Reply)
oi!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:00, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)
alright?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:36, Reply)
yeah, you?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:38, Reply)
Tired.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:39, Reply)
There's a new BBQ restaurant just opened in Leeds
You should go.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:41, Reply)
I leave tomorrow for pastures new

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Where are you heading?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Manchester

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:50, Reply)
Just got here
Be gazzed in a minute
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
Any chance of joining us for a bash later in the year?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:51, Reply)
hells yeah

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/24329
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:05, Reply)
I'm vegetarian.
Think I'll pass.

You been to Nation of Shopkeepers yet?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Good point, I'd forgotten about that
Not yet, stil several places I need to go to in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:49, Reply)
Mojo or The Wardrobe or North Bar
Or both.

Mojo is well knackered now but it's still the best bar in Leeds.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:02, Reply)
Was out there on Friday

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:08, Reply)
Where is Mojo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:13, Reply)
Down by the reform

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Turn right out of North Bar, first side street on right.
Street looks very discouraging but persevere - it's on the left half way down.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:17, Reply)
Yeah, but where is North Bar?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:18, Reply)
near primark

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:19, Reply)
North Bar is Upper Briggate
So past Headrow on the right. Next to Smokestack.

North Bar does good tunes and real ale - a rare combination.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:21, Reply)
we need a pint soon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:23, Reply)
If you've got your sense of humour back, maybe
Every time I've been on here for a while you've been some sort of Rory clone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:27, Reply)
you what?
I never had a sense of humour.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:29, Reply)
No, you're quite right
Irony you have in spades and I like that.

Humility you don't got.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)
We've been through this before.
Everybody wears a mask on here. I do, you do, Rory does, Monty does. Th ego thing is just part of the cover story.

And please don't mention irony, Al will just go and look up wikipedia and tell you that no, it's not irony.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:40, Reply)
To stretch a point
A rapist wears a mask. Is the rapist the man, or the man in a mask?

How far do you take your assumed identity? I don't think TD gets too far from S D-R.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:47, Reply)
That's nowhere near the same thing at all.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Why not? It's an assumed identity - albiet in an unpleasant similie.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)
One is fo rthe purpose of committing a violent and invasive crime, the other is for pissing about on the internet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:53, Reply)
I'll write this on the inside of my balacalva before I go out tonight.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Good thinking.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:00, Reply)
North Bar then?
I'm looking quiet next week so far.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)
how are you fixed for Saturdays?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)
We used to have a pretentious annoying pedant on /talk back in the day.
Then he lost his virginity and suddenly stopped posting.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)
I'm good for a few quid if we're having a whip-round.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)
what are you implying here?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)
Yes I like it

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:50, Reply)
It's a cool place. I like the Joy Division skateboard and the Chuck D mural.
Good beers too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:51, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEag0ss9pFU
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:05, Reply)
Tedious video is tedious.
Thanks bbz
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:09, Reply)
/Projects got a mostly positive response so I have escalated it to the feature requests board

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:43, Reply)
A project board is a good idea in principle, however I have collaborated with other cunts on here on works stuff a couple of times anyway. And wouldn't have wanted it known publicly.
You can always gaz someone you think may be maybe up for working with you on something.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:44, Reply)
Good point,
But I was thinking like Calendar but invite only, so its more like organising all this in one place.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:48, Reply)
Doesn't Google provide a collaboration tool for free?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Battered you prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:55, Reply)
He raises a good point
That's why I think it should work like Calendar but without the presumption of open access
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:01, Reply)
Fuck off shortarse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Go shit on Monty's tits you noncing cockbreath.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)
Stick your dead hamster up your dad's rusty sheriff's badge you ugly pock ridden cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)
I'm amazed you managed to remove your fingers from Naked Ape's kid for long enough to type that.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:54, Reply)
Go and insert a firework down your piss stick. Backwards. Then set it on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:57, Reply)
Again, you must have some mad ten pin bowling skills to extract and reinsert your fingers that quickly.
Oh yeah, and 'a fireworks'? You fucking spasticated eppy benny cunt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)
Haven't you got windows* to lick you twating garden gnome heighted cunt?
* ground floor only natch.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I seem to have bested you again.
Prick.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I don't think so.
Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)
you resorted to gnomes and window licking.
I outclassed you.

Paedo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:26, Reply)
Dead in a gutter,
Alt: Yes. There was a b3ta collaboration a few years ago. Wasn't as successful as everybody thought it might be.
AltAlt: Longbow sounds cooler, but crossbow would be more portable.
AltAltAlt: crunchie.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 18:56, Reply)
On some sort of register
No
Little bow peep
Wispa
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:07, Reply)
You are more wrong than usual.
Wispa is rubbish.

Now, Vice Versas were DEFINITELY worth bringing back.

Having said that, you're probably right about being on a register somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:12, Reply)
Altalt - The Longbow Cannibal lacks that alliterative ring so Crossbow
I drive across the bridge that he dropped the remains off several times a week. After driving past the remains of Peter Sutcliffes' house.

Altaltalt - Frys Peppermint Creme.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:09, Reply)
good point on the crossbow cannibal

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:11, Reply)
Bradford - the city that brought the world three serial killers
That should be on the roadsigns.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:14, Reply)
If you lived here you would be dead by now

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:15, Reply)
Prostitoots - don' let the sun go down befo' you outa' dis town

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:24, Reply)
In other news - I've just taken the trouble to check myself
And I'm not far off 8 years myself.

Both B3th and Cavy are well older.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)
Are you now going to wreck yourself?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:56, Reply)
damn right
I've been here since the dawn of time, I've had many names, many guises. You may call me Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I have very few claims to fame
But I think I suggested Captain Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)
possibly so
this makes you a part of history
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)
bored bored bored bored bored bored
and probably a month until the next installment of 'cavy's pathetically small hope of getting off with some dude she likes'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)
The moon is not a suitable partner
Despite what the agile cow says.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:05, Reply)
but he has such a friendly face
BRING ME THE MOON, I demand, and one day shall it be so. Then shall I be crushed by gravity as the moon cannot be harnessed nor kept from it's roaming
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)
SHUT UP.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)
Think that might be more of "prepared to travel?"
I don't think the moon can come to South Wales for sex, however much it may wish to.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)
nobody is ever prepared to
come to south wales, sex or not
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I did!
I had fine sex in Tenby - and I will commit this statement to the record.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I thought you said you only had a few claims to fame

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)
It wasn't reported in the Tenby Daily Post

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

Saundersfoot Weekly had it, though. Always on the ball, monthly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:24, Reply)

And not even runcible, the fucker. Eh......
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Was he in trhat photo you (or someone else) posted on fb?
Which one was he?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 20:54, Reply)
one of them, yes
there were a few uploaded recently from Friday night.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

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