Alright Ape,
look, I might be at the bash, I don't know. I'm new to b3ta really, and even newer to /OT and you know, I have this feeling that it'll be old friends shooting the breeze, catching up etc, and of course that's cool, but it may be not so good for a new face.

I am home from work, hangover subsiding, think i'm going to veg tonight, get some takeaway, drink a few beers, put a good movie on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You should come down.
Swipe'll be stalking for fresh meat and you could end up going home with a battery of new diseases. A battery!
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

AA?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Nah, she's a C cell at least.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

No, Swipe!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Yeah I can imagine I being even more cliquey than online
Good evening plan, I have a massive craving for chippy chips
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

put gravy on them if you do get some
or mustard. none of that mayonnaise shite. fucking europeans.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Mayonnaise is the only condiment for chips
apart from cheese. Which isn't actually a condiment.
(berk, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:37, Reply)

You seem to have misspelt "curry sauce".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I've never met these people before either.
You should come. Then we could be new together and hold hands and then maybe touch our penises together?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Gonna need an ocean,
of camomile lotion
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Calamine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

see, thats what i thought
but i didn't want to come across as a spiv, and couldn't be bothered to google it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

S'ok winders
I spelled it wrong first time anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)

The one last year was my first ever bash.
The most awkward bit was finding the table of internet weirdos and introducing yourself. After that it was plain sailing.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

When Berk was in the pub,
she just strode up to me and said "Do you know a website called b3ta" and i thought "oh god, i'm at work"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Hahaha I can imagine that entirely.
She'd probably have done that if you were at a table full of RL friends.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

true,
but it was a little unnerving at first. Then she asked if i was Windy Pig and some poo came out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

How did she know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I believe he asked for film related pub quiz questions on here.
Berk was at said pub quiz and put 2 and 2 together when the questions Mr Pig was reading out sounded very familiar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

oh yeah, it was film.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:03, Reply)

I bet you got some good suggestions from Monty.
He loves his films, so he does. He's like b3ta's very own Mark Kermode.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not sure i want my pub associated with that low life

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

You'd probably be raided by the drug squad within ten minutes of him arriving.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)

i had asked for se help with the music round on here,
and taken one of the ideas word for word, she was at the quiz with some friends and clocekd it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

That is some freaky shit right there
Me and swipe move around the same areas of west London, she may have already seen me!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

she probably follows you home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

You'll be alright if that happens when you meet swipe.
She likes that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Haha, she told me about that at Chickenstock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

shit me right up.
I gave her team the best team name prize, not sure if she' been back to claim it, or drank it there and then, but haven't seen her since.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

She's been on holiday, so that might be why.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

oh yeah,
did the boy go with her in the end?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I believe so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

She's in the bushes
Waiting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Several of the attendees have had their faces posted on here
So I shouldn't have too much trouble identifying them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I didn't have that last year :(
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)