So who will be disgracing themselves at lolbash? I for one cannot wait!
Tonight will involve drinking and saucisson, win. What are you up to you clutch of manatee minges
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:41, 111 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I bet you're not even going you DAMNED DIRTY APE

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I would but sister ape is up from bristol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:45, Reply)

No you wouldn't.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I might have actually, I just worry that I'm too beautiful for you all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

Normally I'd do a "=/"
But given what we all look like, well, maybe.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Than again isn't it in hackney? Ghastly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

No it's not.
It's not even borough of Hackney.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I see

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Not me, guv.
I've met the fat, sweaty virgins before anyway.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Wassup dg? Are you working?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:45, Reply)

Combination of being unable to commit when rail tickets were cheap
and remembering I have a gig to go to on the Sunday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

How dare you?
I am not sweaty.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

OK then, moderately moist of armpit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Alright Ape,
look, I might be at the bash, I don't know. I'm new to b3ta really, and even newer to /OT and you know, I have this feeling that it'll be old friends shooting the breeze, catching up etc, and of course that's cool, but it may be not so good for a new face.

I am home from work, hangover subsiding, think i'm going to veg tonight, get some takeaway, drink a few beers, put a good movie on.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:44, Reply)

You should come down.
Swipe'll be stalking for fresh meat and you could end up going home with a battery of new diseases. A battery!
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

AA?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Nah, she's a C cell at least.

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

No, Swipe!!!!!! LOLOLOL!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Yeah I can imagine I being even more cliquey than online
Good evening plan, I have a massive craving for chippy chips
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:46, Reply)

put gravy on them if you do get some
or mustard. none of that mayonnaise shite. fucking europeans.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Mayonnaise is the only condiment for chips
apart from cheese. Which isn't actually a condiment.
(berk, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:37, Reply)

You seem to have misspelt "curry sauce".

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:48, Reply)

I've never met these people before either.
You should come. Then we could be new together and hold hands and then maybe touch our penises together?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Gonna need an ocean,
of camomile lotion
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Calamine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

see, thats what i thought
but i didn't want to come across as a spiv, and couldn't be bothered to google it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

S'ok winders
I spelled it wrong first time anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)

The one last year was my first ever bash.
The most awkward bit was finding the table of internet weirdos and introducing yourself. After that it was plain sailing.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

When Berk was in the pub,
she just strode up to me and said "Do you know a website called b3ta" and i thought "oh god, i'm at work"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Hahaha I can imagine that entirely.
She'd probably have done that if you were at a table full of RL friends.
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

true,
but it was a little unnerving at first. Then she asked if i was Windy Pig and some poo came out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

How did she know?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

I believe he asked for film related pub quiz questions on here.
Berk was at said pub quiz and put 2 and 2 together when the questions Mr Pig was reading out sounded very familiar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

oh yeah, it was film.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:03, Reply)

I bet you got some good suggestions from Monty.
He loves his films, so he does. He's like b3ta's very own Mark Kermode.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

I'm not sure i want my pub associated with that low life

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

You'd probably be raided by the drug squad within ten minutes of him arriving.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:13, Reply)

i had asked for se help with the music round on here,
and taken one of the ideas word for word, she was at the quiz with some friends and clocekd it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:02, Reply)

That is some freaky shit right there
Me and swipe move around the same areas of west London, she may have already seen me!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

she probably follows you home.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

O_O
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

You'll be alright if that happens when you meet swipe.
She likes that sort of thing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

Haha, she told me about that at Chickenstock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

shit me right up.
I gave her team the best team name prize, not sure if she' been back to claim it, or drank it there and then, but haven't seen her since.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

She's been on holiday, so that might be why.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

oh yeah,
did the boy go with her in the end?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I believe so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:11, Reply)

She's in the bushes
Waiting
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Several of the attendees have had their faces posted on here
So I shouldn't have too much trouble identifying them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

Oh yeah.
I didn't have that last year :(
( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

I'll have a go.
Tonight I'm going to watch my mum's barbershop choir singing in a pub.
Totally fucking rock n roll.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:47, Reply)

women can't do barbershop

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:48, Reply)

If it's chicks, shouldn't it be a hair salon quartet?

( Kroney, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:53, Reply)

no, they should stick to sweeping up the clippings from the floor,
and washing hair.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:54, Reply)

That sounds fucking bent and fucking shit
I thought only men sang barbershop.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:49, Reply)

This is precisely what I told her.
But I've been avoiding seeing them for a long time and can't get away with it forever.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:52, Reply)

I and some friends once tried
rap battle barbershop quartets. We were drunk enough that it was at least funny.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

i'm totes streaming the new iphone unveiling, it's gonna be fucking mega
it'll really help me with my edgy leftfield side being an early adopter of this amazing product that looks like every other phone and was made for peanuts in some crap factory in China
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:55, Reply)

prick.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:56, Reply)

fuckk off steve jobs

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

+ die

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:00, Reply)

cunt got painful inoperable cancer for a reason

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Did he have cunt cancer?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

easy now
Alright Rorykins?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:01, Reply)

cool bruv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

A bash? for real?
Make it about 150 miles closer and I'll consider it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:04, Reply)

alright camel
toe
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:05, Reply)

actually my trousers are quite baggy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Moose hoof?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:07, Reply)

maybe so

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

is to hide the incontinence pants ?
another one of those 'accident' days eh
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

nah, just to hide my massive cock

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

poor Enzyme :{
y did no1 tell me
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Alright Cavy,
I said yes to the beer tent thing. I have found a supplier of bastard strong scrumpy, and am looking at getting wench outfits for the two girls that have agreed to give me a hand.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:10, Reply)

I've got a beer tent in my wardrobe
You know, for fat days.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I've got a beer tent
IN MY PANTS!!!!!

no, hang on, that doesn't work.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

cool!
do you know what system/organisers it is?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

Oxford university role playing society apparently,
they're holding some inter-university thing up on shotover.
White-City something. Beyond that, i have no idea.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Hmm, I probably know some of them
although I can't think of any Oxford larpers off the top of my head. Have fun with it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:15, Reply)

There's a few that i know quite well,
that go to the big events, but yeah, it'll be a laugh.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)

+ job

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Totally love to be there, hun
but unfortunately my bank balance says 'Get to fuck, povvo!' Even if somebody mental offered to put me up and buy all my drinks all night, I doubt I could even afford the train ticket at the moment.
Sad times.

Tonight I will mostly be bullying the old feller into making dinner, as it's well past his turn. I made fajitas last night. They were yum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Fajitas are aces!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:12, Reply)

I love me a nice fajita.
And burritos.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:14, Reply)

i have enchilada for tea

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:16, Reply)

They cost a fucking fortune.
£80 in the pet shop the last time I saw one.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)

Sorry, I thought you said "chinchilla".

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:24, Reply)

:)
I did get it, but now you explain it, it's much better
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:25, Reply)

I gone done another one below.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Tacos are also nice
but an absolute arseache to eat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:16, Reply)

incorrect
they are horrible.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:17, Reply)

They're lovely.
They just crack and break as soon as you take a bite. Impossible to eat them daintily.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:18, Reply)

they are like big tortillas
and they are horrible
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

what's wrong with a big tortilla?
are you trying to eat them sideways?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:22, Reply)

i don't like little ones either

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Not even terrapins?
Oh, sorry, I thought you were talking tortoises. What am I like, getting my Mexican food and exotic pets mixed up?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:26, Reply)

you are crazy in the coconut

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Avalanches yay!
Love that song. It's on my favourite playlist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I am totally going to be there
I will be the unshaven guy with the trilby, funny t-shirt and faint smell of milk
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

which one?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Yeah, that really doesn't narrow it down.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:32, Reply)

I'm already visiting London in December, twice in one decade would be more than enough for me.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:47, Reply)

alright woodside, you're a man with a finger on teh b3ta pulse
does Enzyme really have no penis? I'd gaz him direct but I suspect he hates me and won't respond.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:50, Reply)

alright Rory
Given that this is the first I've heard of it, you're asking the wrong bloke.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:52, Reply)

in this crazy world of made up stuff on the internet there's a part of me that really hopes that there is a man who posts on b3ta who has no penis
I just don't want to be sucked in and hurt again by some 'japester' deliberately posting lies about Enzymes lack of a penis
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:55, Reply)

Well one thing's for sure.
There's definitely no shortage of men who post on b3ta and ARE penises!!! lololololol
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 18:57, Reply)

you rang?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 19:00, Reply)

i'll gaz b3th, she's a right nosey cunt
if anyone knows, she will !
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Eoin McLove lolz.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

that money was only resting in my account.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 21:23, Reply)

Benders.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Sep 2012, 22:47, Reply)