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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm looking forward to a weekend in Bristol visiting my good friend and his growing family.
Alt: Scotland, just to give the nationalists something to actually whine about.

Altalt: Me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Kill yourself, you stupid-hatted dark prick.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is very confusing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
It's a self narrative in his latest dark graphic novel that he's emulating

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I regard my life as an artwork.
It's shit and I hate it, but that gives it it's beauty and it's pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Did you learn your grammar from fantasy novels?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
Yes, I did.
Where did you learn yorn?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Deep in the caves of Thr''fd'd'fn'eee'''ath.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
You just made that up, didn't you?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I wish I'd just made you up.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Maybe you have.
Maybe I'm a self-induced hallucination you've created to try and deal with parts of your psyche that you don't feel strong enough to face any in other way.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Yes, that'll probably be it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
The best bit is todays the final chapter when you snap and jump in front of the tube to Cockfosters at Russell Square

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
It's going to be awesome.
I'm hoping to really piss off the commuters, so that they like totally question their concepts of the value of human life.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
I love the precision of this post.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
And racist

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
Not to mention shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)
That goes without saying

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
there's a reason they fucking hate the english.
cunts like you, who can blame them?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I can.
And I do.

Cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
nobody loves you, everybody hates you.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
In which case, I must go to the garden, and eat worms.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Makes me ashamed Mumps
I say "Love thy neighbour". I don't mean it, but I definitely say it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I also say it, but then I am having sex with your neighbour.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Christ
I don't know who I feel most sorry for.
Y'alright love?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I was up half the night taking drugs and now I don't feel EPIIIIIIC.
:O(
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)
I believe a certain Mr Stunned may also be joining the congregation later.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I am leaving werqq at five pee emm.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Excellent. We can start without JTDF if required.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I have a client dinner in Wapping tonight.
I went to bed at 9.30 and I do feel EPIIIIC.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I hate you and everything you stand for.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
USERS ARE LOSERS
Nah, they're all winners in my book
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Yes!!! I'm a winner!!!!
FUCK YOU, MUM - I TOLD YOU I'D MAKE SOMETHING OF MY LIFE!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Nice bloke?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
Very accomodating

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'm OK I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
he brings shame on ALL the nations.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)
I like to think of myself as a walking advert for armageddon.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I like to think of you being slowly tortured to death in a Somalian dungeon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
We all like to think this.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
I sometimes actually spluff while doing so.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
that's cause you're a self important prick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Well, yes - like everyone else who offers me their opinion on me.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Yes, that'll be it.
It's everyone else that's the prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
Particularly you.
You prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I offer no opinions of anyone
I am the Kofi Annan of /offtopic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:42, Reply)
That should be your new signature.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:43, Reply)
I agree

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Lazy coon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
*implements 6 point plan*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
*points six times*
*makes no difference*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
I bet you imagine those opinions being offered to you on a fucking silver platter.
ugh, you really are a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Fuck off with your fucking cheap silver platters.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)
For a while I thought he was just pretending
but now I am convinced he's got MASSIVE PRICK written all the way through him like stick of rock. A 'prick of rock', if you will.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
You're just inflating his ego now MMPS. Is he worth that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
Yes I am.
Clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
He's worth 15 years in Broadmoor.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)
very true TH, he's worth less than an albanian orphan.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

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