Friday night shut in thread
So what's your major malfunction?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:20, 67 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

your face.
No returns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:26, Reply)

Whoever smelt it dealt it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:28, Reply)

whoever did the rhyme committed the crime.
When are you next up seeing Nestle?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:33, Reply)

Got nowt in the diary for now I'm afraid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

so it is Nestle then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:38, Reply)

Ha!
I couldn't remember if I'd told you, but yeah they are a client of mine
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:41, Reply)

You said it was a big FMCG company in York.
There is only one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Well quite

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

there are three or four insurers.
Could have covered your tracks better.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Meh, they're not my employer just a client

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)

I know.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)

all my trousers are too big
and I don't own a belt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:31, Reply)

You don't own a single belt?
The wife must have 20 I reckon
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:37, Reply)

well I own one for carrying weapons and pouches on at larp
and one of those clicky ones that you get on the kind of trousers you buy from millets. Neither really fit every day trousers that well
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:42, Reply)

An old bit of string will do it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)

or I could crochet one or something

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:44, Reply)

Sounds like a plan

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:51, Reply)

well, it's bangin in here tonight

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Working, Cavy.
Every minute I waste procrastinating is a minute I have to get up earlier in the morning to finish this fucking monster report.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

i have a many work things I could be doing
but I'm drifting into a comfortable existential melancholy and listening to Mark Lanegan band.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:51, Reply)

This needs to be ready for 09.00 tomorrow
Fuck it - I've got most of it done. If I get up at 06.30 I'll get it finished.

I like Mark Lanegan. Did you ever hear his xmas duet with Isabel Campbell? ('course you did - it was played a lot on 6.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:55, Reply)

i don't remember it
but I probably would recognise it if it was played a lot

9:00 deadline is not cool
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:57, Reply)

Very naughty bunging an xmas song on in September
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MWHFrXiq-Y

09.00 on a Saturday, no less.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:00, Reply)

oh I remember this!
although it makes me sad that christmas is only a few months away. I'm beginning to detest christmas
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

Just listening to it again
The chord change half way through is what makes it, I think.

Stunning.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:05, Reply)

A september song then
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLHUWdDW_RA

Edit - I would put big money on this being the first time Pale Fountains have appeared on O/T - unless I've done them whilst very pissed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

it's a bit upbeat for me right now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

I really like Mark Lanegan
And I started the day with the tindersticks BBC sessions.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Screaming Trees - I nearly lost you
Is fucking great
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:44, Reply)

off to my local Holgate pub the now.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

bum leg
Bum foot
Bum back
I'm falling apart, where's the army to install special metals and give me super powers
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)

bum bum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:15, Reply)

+ bum bum, tell Laura i love her

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:39, Reply)

+I'm the cat with the bass and drum, going around like bum

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

alright Wooders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

alright PLMDZR

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

I assume both these are songs
but I don't know either
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:51, Reply)

The best of all songs.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:53, Reply)

my eyes feel sick

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I had imagined this to be a real cat
Now I feel short-changed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

I'm watching La traviata on tv and trying to pretend I'm cultured.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:56, Reply)

oooh, is it on BBC 4 or something?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Sky Arts 2
I'm already getting bored of it.
I fear I may be a dreadful prole.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:01, Reply)

:(
I can't get that channel.

Opera on telly isn't always that great. Plus if no one can see you watching it, how will everyone know you are classy and cultured and shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:03, Reply)

It doesn't seem as captivating as when Julia Roberts watched it in Pretty Woman.



But in other news, my super exciting top secret project is ready to launch! I'm just trying to decide whether Friday night is a stupid time to do it, or whether it might be better to do it now and get weekend traffic.

Decisions, decisions...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

soft launch, maybe?
mostly just because I am curious
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I really am going to spam the living shit out of it.
I'm really hoping it'll be worth it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

*waits*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Oh god, now I keep looking at it and it's crap.
I may be having a bit of a wobble : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

none of that
drink brandy like I am, good things happen when you drink brandy
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Bad things happened the last time I drank brandy
Can't face it any more.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:27, Reply)

You need to drink through it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:42, Reply)

you realise there are several marketing types on here, rite?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Lots of creative types on b3ta.
It's one of the main reasons why I like it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

oh man
Trade ticket to the York whisky show in October. Happy timez me knotty headed nillas.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

IT'S DONE>

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:49, Reply)

yay!
that's cute
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:55, Reply)

Thank you : D

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 21:56, Reply)

No malfunction
Had a lovely time with my dear friend Battered enjoying pints of Peroni.

Just retired to my hotel suite for wine and relaxation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Peroni is full of win

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:42, Reply)

Is that what you youngsters are calling it these days?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:43, Reply)

They are spaffing dust now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Does that mean my husband is a youngster?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:48, Reply)

I think so

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:08, Reply)

You smell.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Thank you for being lovely x
You're the only one who's done it so far.
Still only been about an hour though.
*crosses fingers*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 14 Sep 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Evening all
I has wine and all is good with the world

My malfunction is not having more wine. And being a terrible cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Sep 2012, 22:40, Reply)