I am in cornwall
Where it is warm and sunny enough to be in the outdoor pool. Sitting there waiting for my friend to arrive. Friend 1 went home yesterday after the most amazing spa day, including a cliff top hot tub - beautiful. if anyone is looking for a holiday or a romantic break, let me know; cannot recommend it enough. How have I not used this house before; what a stubborn twat I am! Guess that answers the question.

Or i am on holiday and have not really been drunk yet. This could be a sign too.

Alt alt: no because you keep reinfecting him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You must eat here whilst in Cornwall
www.couchspolperro.com/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

My dad said that place was fab
Unfortunately it's about an hour away, and I didn't hire a car, because my friend who arrives today has a baby - and the feckin car hire thieves wanted £90 for a baby seat. Fuck off!! But next time, it looks awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Been going for years, we had the seven course tasting menu when we were there a few weeks ago. Excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

We walked to fifteen, that was great
But the food a this luxury spa place yesterday..... OH. MY. GOD. But after a fab 3 days off, I am back on the stupid water diet for the next few weeks, is going to be torture watching my friend tuck into pub grub :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Diets and holidays are a stupid combination.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Yes
But I have a big day out on 30 sep and a top that I have to fit into, doom. All the feather boas in the world won't cover dreaded side bulge, so there can't be any.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:46, Reply)

could you not just get a bigger sheet to wear, and carry on eating what you want?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hmmm
A king sized duvet cover maybe
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

see, cut a hole in the top,
a couple of feet of stout rope for a belt, a nice necklace and away you go. Maybe even wear yor hair down to hide the neck rolls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 18 Sep 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Where are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Tiny little village right on the cliff quite near Newquay
The beaches are unbelievable. I haven't really been on holiday in England since I was v little and I just didn't know the beaches here are so stunning - massive sheets of sand and water. I guess in school holidays they are rammed, but it's v peaceful now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Newquay is such a shithole unfortunately. Which reminds me, where is Phillipjoe these days?
Gaz me the place yr staying please, always up for recommendations.*

* I cannot be responsible for any twitching bushes nearby
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)

His wife probably won't let him use his computer any more.
It was his birthday the other day.

These two remarks are unrelated.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 18 Sep 2012, 9:49, Reply)