new people are shit, you're shit.
fucking hell, ask a better question you poof.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:31, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hello

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

alright pigster

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

done anything nice today?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

nope. you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

not really,
went to the guitar shop, that was it really. Doing a bit of office work today, well, not really getting anything done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

did you buy a guitar?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

nope

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

oh

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

You bastard
I hate people that don't buy guitars. I've never not bought a guitar in my life, and I'm not stopping now.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

how many of them can you play?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

ALL THE GUITARS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

there's at least one type of guitar you can't play
an alli-guitar!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Haha, yes, that sort of works!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

I'M GETTING A FREE ONE

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

AGAIN

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

How is this happening?
And why more than once?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

first one was my brother's, given to me as he got bored of it, a Peavey Predator Pro (paedy name for a guitar, but there you go)
and someone on freecycle is giving one away as 'the strings are broken and the plug on the amp needs changing'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Haha, bloody hell
So because they can't be arsed to change the strings, they're giving it away for nothing? Do you know what it is? Brand, model?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)

probably nothing special, but worth a look
i suspect that if i asked they'd have a breakdown. broken strings was another reason my brother gave me his guitar, to be fair it has rose flint tremolo locking (whatever that means) strings, so they're a bugger to change, took me all day as i'd never done it before
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Floyd Rose.
from memory.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

shut the fuck up, you dick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

no offense

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

genuinely, sorry no offence
i just like saying that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Shut the fuck up, you dick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

You're right, it does feel kinda good.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

shut the fuck up, you dick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Yeah, Floyd Rose's are a pain in the arse

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

i had to cut the strings and unscrew like two things and positiont eh strings and then screw them back on
and then one of them pinged off and i had to redo it and i didn't even know you're only supposed to take off the old strings one at a time so i had to retighten the coils as well

i felt like an engine man
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Yes, total pain in the arse
I was obsessed with double locking trems right up to the point that I got one.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

what are they for?
is it supposed to be ebtter/
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Just like most things with guitar, it's neither better nor worse...jsut different
The idea is that they're more stable than a regular vibrato system (like that found on a Stratocaster). If you really hammer a Strat trem, the strings will normally go out of tune quite easily. With a locking trem, the idea is that the strings return to their original position, make tuning much more stable. It all depends on how well it's set up though. My one was pretty good, but it still went out of tune with heavy use.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Skip to about 2:05
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t2n9TMudi8
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:44, Reply)

NERDS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

yeah yeah

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I tell you Mumps
If that cunt next door doesn't pack it in with the fucking hammering, I'm going to break him into tiny pieces, eat them, then poo them out in his front room.
HOW DOES IT TAKE FOUR MONTHS TO DECORATE A HOUSE???
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

If he is only using a hammer, it could take a lot longer.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Especially with the painting.
The circular bit won't hold much paint, so you'll get maybe three or four strikes before you have to dip it in the paint again.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

It's driving me crazy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

start a decorating war
can you get a hardhat on over the two existing ones?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Mrs Hats has already said "We'll get our own back when we do the hall stairs and landing"
She's a vengeful woman.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

well a new runway is just going to piss all the other neighbours off too

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Heavens to Murgatroyd

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:04, Reply)

maybe he is trying to call for help,
he might be trapped under some fallen masonry, living on Plasterboard and Paint, using all his strength to try and signal for you to call an ambulance.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I'm surprised he can hear him, to be honest. Must be hammering hellish hard.
Pubs are usually detached.
( Kroney, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

RRAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I'm no longer dignifying this with a response
I'm better than that, Windy.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

and most wine bars are semi
-llon
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

does he say "oooh betty" a lot and does his cat do a whoopsie on the carpet?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:43, Reply)

If he stopped with the hammering for five fucking minutes
he can say whatever the hell he likes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

perhaps he's killing a lot of polish prostitutes, not doing building work at all.
or he has hammers for hands and is only trying to make a cup of tea.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

I don't think you're taking this seriously Mumps

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

he could be opening a very large bag of brazil nuts.
or an exceptionally large slab of toffee.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Or a MASSIVE peanut brittle

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Cracknel?
I want to say cracknel
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

The girl from St Etienne?
Would.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Cor, me too

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

ME FIRST!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

hi mmps

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Q!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

HOI HOI

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

*air horns*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

kev said he's been to see the sphinx
i asked how does it smell, he said 'like dirty ragheads'

lol kev!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

He's kerrrrazzzzzzzzzzy!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

dunno about kerazy, but certainly a massive racist

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)