I live in an old house.
tell you what, those victorians, what a bunch of pricks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:03, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hey - you leave Foggsy alone!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

I have no idea what the reference is.
I'm sure it is well LOL though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

It sure is!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

another opinion please?
is it LOL or is monty being shit again?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

He's being shit.
Unsurprisingly.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

It's a little bit lol and a little bit shit.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

The Monkees follow up etc. etc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I read this to the tune of 'The Birdie Song'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

And also quite a suitable tagline for b3ta.
One of those wacky guys who do stuff in the newsletter should do some dancing cats singing this to the tune of The Birdie Song.
And then take a look at their lives.
And then kill themselves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

That would be super-LOL and would make the newsletter and everything!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Listen these pricks don't know nuffink
It was a 'steampunk' related dig at the moustache and general Victorian SLASH punk stylings of our very own Wilf Lunn impersonator, CQ.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

oh, right.
well done for trying monty!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

YESSSSSS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

they should shove their sideburns up their cockends and shit out some stove pipe hats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

they can fucking shove a penny farthing up their arsehole sideways.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Can they?
You've got to admit that is pretty impressive.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

They had the strength of character and the moral backbone required to do so*
Something markedly lacking in today's youth, if you ask me.

*ruffles Telegraph*

*not to mention uber-Goatse bumholes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

'Disgusted of Shoreditch' doesn't have the same ring to it as 'Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

the bumhole wasn't invented until 1953. truefax that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Now that I did not know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

yeah, invented by sir arthur bumhole as a way to have sex with men.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Typical Arthur!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

It's pronounced BOOM-ho-lay

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)