when is search coming back?
i miss search
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:11, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

it's dead swipey.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

fucking hell and they call that service
what did i once pay a tenner for, about ten years ago, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

to be called a fat beakering cow who gets shat on for sexy times.
well worth it eh?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

what do you think i'd get if i hadn't paid?
it could be so much worse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

you'd be nakers.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

i could never aspire to that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Some things will always be out of reach for someone of your "heritage"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Do you want to search for your name to see if we were talking about you when you weren't here?
Where did you go anyway?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

no, i sniffed some DRAMA and i wanted to resolve it
cornwall for a week. it was fab.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Did you eat pasties and ice cream?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

ice cream yes, pasties no
there were too many amazing restaurants for that. you could easily come back a stone heavier if you lived there for a month :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

How much heavier did you get?
And does this mean your diet has been kicked into touch?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

i had a week off; will do it for one more month, then that will be it
we ate stupid amounts of food really, but it was just too fucking nice. of the stone i had lost before i went, i put back 1.5lbs. so not bothered about that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Alright chunky?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

just for that i am going to sit on your knee on saturday

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

*buys reinforced knee pads & thigh supports*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

you're such a terrible bully

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

You're such a lardy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i would make you eat your words on sat
but you know, they might have chocolate on them
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I can see it.
Maybe it has you on 2.0
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Yeah, but it doesn't actually work

(Bazongaloid, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

ahh, good point
Cheers Alphonse
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

search was my favourite forum user
rest of you is all pricks
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I liked that Calendar guy - he was excellent.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

i met him at a bash once
he robbed my drugs and headbutted my girlfried
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

your new name will be kind of ironic
if your gf does need a mastectomy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

holy shit!

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

fuck off, you never came up with that.
alright, is chompy fucking swipey again?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

not enough homebrew in the world

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

NO BULLYING PSYCHOCHOMP
YOU HAVE 5 SECONDS TO COMPLY
(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Quint 209

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

never mind, there's plently more shit in the sea.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

bed?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

of course. thought you'd never ask!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

that's kind of been done
i am looking for a new bodily fluid.

feel free to post sample suggestions c/o battered.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

jizz battered deep-fried mars bars do you, chunky?

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

i want this to make sense
but it doesn't quite. try again?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

how the tables have turned :'(

(quintsy, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

vomit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

only if you've eaten something really rank first

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I'm scottish swipey.
redundant statement detected, please step away from the keyboard.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Pee Oh Tee Dee

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)