I have to be home in about an hour
I have to appear 'not drunk'. What should I do?

Alt: What is your favourite musical artist/band that your parents like as well?

Altalt: Have you ever shagged someone from work?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:36, 50 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

both my parents are dead, you insensitive prick.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

They died before they could get into music?
Oh the humanity etc, etc....
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

i was busy out and about a bit last night
and its messed up my pootine, i'm bustin'
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Oh, alight
Does it make you feel good?
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

no my guts are killing me
and i'd rather use pub bogs than the nasty ones at work
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Bustin' makes ME feel good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Alt: Jimi Hendrix, Dick Dale, Burning Spear, shitloads.
Altalt: fuck no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Don't be drunk
Alt: motorhead

AltAlt: no
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Cheers!

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

DYAAKY?
Alt: Er...ashamed to admit this, but Carpenters and Glen Campbell. Soz everyone.

Alt Alt: I once mistakenly married someone from work. Soz everyone.

I think I will DMAAKM.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

Please do, there's a good fella

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Coming from you Nakkers, that hurts.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Don't listen to them, I'm the best one here
They just feel threatened
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:26, Reply)

9 Stone Cowboy lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Bitch slap her and tell her to make you some dinner whilst you bang her in her dirtbox, that's what a real man would do
Alt: The Eagles

Altalt: nah none at all
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:11, Reply)

Ever heard Joe Walsh's James Gang stuff?
50 billion times better than the Eagles. Mind you, that's not hard.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:15, Reply)

Nope, will google some time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

James Gang Rides Again is your friend.
Top, top record.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)

This doesn't really stand up to feminist ANALysis.
I'm surprised.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Fuck it and have another for the road
Alt: Men at work

Alt alt: No. At work?

..Still no
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Nothing, you're fucked.
Alt: Led Zeppelin. My mum's well cool.

Altalt: Five or six of them, at last count.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I'm withholding the sex high five, until I'm sure that you don't work in a primary school

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Don't worry, I do not.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

It must have some awesome office parties then

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

We go out drinking a lot.
I flirt a lot. Etc.

Only three of them have been in my current job, though. The rest are over the course of my working life. For most of which I had a girlfriend.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:27, Reply)

he's in IT
he doesn't "work" at all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

In fact I get quite angry when people make me.

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

An these conquests were in WoW

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:24, Reply)

I saw a WoW wedding once.
Single most tragic thing I've ever witnessed and I've seen a kitten on one of those rear-leg replacement wheeled tray things.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:28, Reply)

Was it Cavy?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

Both of them were.
That's what made it so tragic.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Sorry it never worked out for you.
Still, plenty more 3rd-level Paladins in the sea eh?

Chin up, Frenchie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:29, Reply)

It was between two 60s I'd never seen before.
They had a tux and a wedding dress on and everything. I was running through Ashenvale from Crossroads on my way to pick up a WP. There's a gazebo thing on a lake near the Inn. It was taking place there.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

You were picking up Windy Pig?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Waypoint.
God, Monty, l2p noob
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

First my 'Star Wars' gag goes wrong - now this!
I'm never going to be 'cool' am I?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Go home and appear drunk...
...If she asks 'why are you drunk?' say 'DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DRIVEN ME TO,WOMAN!!!!!!!' & then demand more booze.
Alt: Although my parents are dead (& have been for some time now) there's loads, from S&G to Andy Williams RIP.
Alt alt: Yes.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:21, Reply)

Will Young.
True story.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I love how exiting and innovative his music is

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

You work with Will Young?
What was he like in bed?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:31, Reply)

Vomit on yourself and say a tramp did it
That will explain the smell.

Just don't shit yourself as well. Clement Freud lols
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

My old man got me into Gil Scott-Heron.
He'd only heard of him 'cos his old man was the first black guy to play for Celtic. We even went to a gig together.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

you know who i miss? phillie joe
i used to love hearing about his mrs not putting out

4eva in my heart, PJ xxxx
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:32, Reply)

I miss him too. Poor old 'Easy Glover'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:35, Reply)

gay

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:39, Reply)

You wish, dearie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Fucking "dearie"?
How old are you again? 80?
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:41, Reply)

SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:45, Reply)

wacky days

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I quite like a bit of ELO and Queen, which dad likes
much of his other stuff was shit, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 17:59, Reply)