I'm off to a Tattoo convention tomorrow
I have no tattoos but I'm been meaning to get one for 16 years or more, I reckon it's time I got on with it.

Do you have any tattoos? Is not what would you have?

Alt: what tattoo should I get? it'll probably be a skull of some kind, link me to cool skull pics and you might influence my final decision.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:55, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

No tats, but I only grew my tache a couple of years ago.
Now I can't imagine me without it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Odd. I always assumed you were male.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:19, Reply)

get one tattoo'd on underneath
in case of fire
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Sorry chaps, I'm abandoning thread
I'll come back to see the answers, but probably not until saturday.

Have fun.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 17:58, Reply)

my tattoo is lovely
It still makes me happy when I look at it. It's the only bit of me which does that (except when I first got my sexy new hair cut)

you should definitely get a skull on fire, preferably playing a guitar...which is on fire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:24, Reply)

I have loads, man up you slow faggot. Hi mate!
www.buenavistatattooclub.de/
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:25, Reply)

Are you back from France with that 15year old Bob?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Heh heh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:33, Reply)

far too old for me, primary mate!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Tattoos are vulgar, bent and common.
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:41, Reply)

Much as I hate to agree with this short arsed cunt, he is correct.
For a change.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:01, Reply)

but he does have a number of piercings
which is interesting, as normally i find that people have none or both...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)

Oi oi fatty.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:19, Reply)

ssssh
i ate too much pizza at lunchtime for that!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:21, Reply)

So much for 'Wah Wah Wah' my diet.
You morbidly obese hypocritical chunker.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:25, Reply)

my wah wah diet starts again on monday
i am not morbidly obese

i am super-morbidly-obese
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Please don't sit on me on Saturday.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:27, Reply)

you couldn't afford it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I wouldn't want to pay for it.
Nor the reconstructive surgery I would need afterwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)

have I mentioned enough times that I've lost 2 stone, yet?
all my trousers keep falling down
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)

omg there will be nothing left of you, woman!
i've lost a stone since the last bash, but 2 is amazing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

I need to lose another 2
then I'll be socially acceptable
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Swipe needs to lose at least another 5.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Christ.
If I lost two stone, there'd be nothing left of me
I'd look like a skaghead or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

This is correct.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

No tattoos yet
I'd like the scar on the back of my neck to be done as a zip. Almost all of it would be covered by a shirt collar when I'm working but it would be easily visible when I'm wearing a T shirt.
Whatever one you get, make sure you see the artist's work before you have it done!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 18:46, Reply)

Get an actual zip.
Tattoos are well nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:19, Reply)

I reckon if you could get flavoured tattoos, that would rock.
I could make it strawberry around the ankles, then up into banana, then some rasberry, then some lemon, all the way up to the weighst, where I'll provide the custard on request. Or if I had a bigger willy, instead of my entire leg, I could have my willy be like a FAB lolly. The trouble with having a normal sized willy is that the flavours will start to blend and I think it might get a bit dull on the pallet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:16, Reply)

would be sexy in some situation
awkward in others , like when people decide to just have a quick taste.

WOuld be quite a cool way to pull though - 'lick my face! It tastes of strawberry!"
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)

I remember when Hyper Global Colour t-shirts came out and random kids would come up and put my shirt in their mouth without asking, to make it change colour.
Not entirely sure if i'd want the same thing to happen, only with women ovb, not kids.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:29, Reply)

they were great for making it more obvious when you sweated

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*glowed*
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

"lick my strawberry, it tastes of face" may work better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:37, Reply)

*takes notes*
OK, will try and use that next time I'm out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Wait
You go out?

Dear God, what next? A letter to the Telegraph may be in order.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:42, Reply)

OK, fine
IF I go out
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:50, Reply)

I've got an old-fashioned heart and banner on my arm and a goldfish diving through my pubes.
It's no old-fashioned in an ironic hipster shitcunt sense ... it's old fashioned because it's old. And because I'm an ironic hipster shitcunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 19:17, Reply)

The
old fashioned ones in this part of the world tend to be very faded thistles, bagpipers and swallows on the back of the hand between thumb and first finger.

Oh, and l.o.v.e. below each knuckle on one hand and h.a.t.e.l.y below each knuckle on the other.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:18, Reply)

I Don't Have Any
But I did see a rather amusing one on an "alternative" web site of a snake disappearing up an arsehole.

anotherwanker was not involved.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)

The only link you need to help you decide your tattoo
failblog.cheezburger.com/ugliesttattoos/
(highlandcoo, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:37, Reply)

Hi
Coo, howyadoin?

Welcome, by the way.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)

ok i guess, thanks for asking. How are you?
A long day at work. I was ready to walk out at one stage.

I really like pinup art and the whole rockabilly scene in tattoos but everyone has their own taste.
(highlandcoo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:10, Reply)

I'd like that where's wally one,
can you get tattoos on the inside of your foreskin?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:06, Reply)

Owwww!

(highlandcoo, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 0:10, Reply)

I am deeply hurt by Swipe's insinuation up there

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:02, Reply)

What, that you have tattoos?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:06, Reply)

that I am, by extension, vulgar, common and bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

You are all of these things. HTH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

Maybe chicks dig that?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

chicks do not dig that.
I don't understand how she can be so cold toward me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

She shops in Iceland.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

Maybe it's reverse psychology
and she doesn't want to admit she's infatuated with you?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

she's only human.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

allegedly
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)