maybe it is his house and you are part of a government conspiracy to ruin this poor man's life

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:22, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wot a cunt, eh readers?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Well there is that, I suppose.
He was rather put out about it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Squatting is now illegal with a the possibility for a fine of upto £5k or 12 weeks in prison

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I hope monty gets done, he deserves it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Fuckin hell you won't get any more stapler facts from me if THIS is your attitude.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

it's probably not even your stapler,
first you swap faces with this man at a high tech medical facility, seduce his wife and family then take his office supplies as your own. It's disgusting
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Staple/Off

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Fucken poliss. Hassling law abiding squatters.
I have just been mugged out of £20 of birthday cakes for the office. Why the fuck do they not buy me stuff?

What about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I never understood this tradition either
Some fatty bought £160 worth of cakes a couple of weeks ago...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

That's ri-goddamn-diculous
Me and Mrs Hats make all of ours. Costs pennies that way.
/thrifty
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

and you can make then in the shape of which ever fireman sam character you please

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

EXACTLY

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Elvis is CLEARLY the best

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Elvis, Adolf, Kermit
Three boys names you never hear anymore, purely because their potential has been reached. I don't think we'll ever see a more famous person with those names.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Ouch.
That's silly. £160 on cakes for colleagues?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

I don't think he has much of a life outside work
he's head of the social commitee, runs the softball team etc etc. Really nice guy tbf.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

You should invite him to your home for a nice meal
and become bff.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

+i
+buddies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

There is a MacMillan Cancer coffee morning thing going on in our office today
This means cakes and pies \o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

What sort of pies?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:32, Reply)

hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

cream

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

frey bentos

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

mud

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Corned beef and potato

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

^^^^This

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

cake

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

The best kind!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Geek

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

pizza

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

If everybody buys the birthday person cakes then one day of the year you have stupid amounts of cake
whereas if the birthday person buys for everybody else you have reasonable amounts of cake spread throughout the year.

LOGIC.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)