where is the question?
maybe that's what you should have tatt'd on yourself. and a prince albert in the shape of a question mark.

i've been reading with a small child in a deprived school. said child was left-handed, and wrote all its letters backwards, but they still came out the right way round.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:50, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Lefties are geniuses...

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:52, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Absolutely, I wish I was left handed.
My old man and a bunch of his brothers are and they are all incredibly skillful 'with their hands'
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I am, so is my daughter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Haha, I bet she is.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

So you are, truly, the white Jimi Hendrix,

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

the white Jimi Hendrix a bender
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

You do make me laugh Tangled.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

I'm sure I've told this story before but we managed to convince a mate that Hendrix was a white guy in a mask
as he was too nervous to perform without it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

It looks as though I'll be at Needoos for around 5.45ish tomorrow, if I can work out your crazy underground system.
Save some popadoms for me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I am and so is my son

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

I imagine your look of disgust the whole time.
like a fat cruella deville.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

She ate all the Dalmations.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Eating 101

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

i thought it was de vil
so that it spelled devil.

maybe i could teach you how to read? in return for a deep fried mars bar, naturally.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

YOU LEAVE MMPSY'S "DEEP FRIED MARSBAR" ALONE

(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

sorry
i didn't realise his boyfriend was the jealous type
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

i'd eat his deep fried mars bar any day of the week
and i'd be bloody grateful
(quintsy, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

We should go back to the days when kids like that
got beaten until they learned how to write with the correct hand.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Left hand strapped behind their back until they can do it properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I am wankidextrous

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Lies on both hands till they go numb

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I always tell my hands the truth

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

YOU CAN HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I have a PA already
And no tattoos. Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

what has your secretary got to do with it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

She has a cockring

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

PA as in Prince Albert.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)