Whilst this is all very interesting
I'VE JUST HAD ABOUT 80 SAUSAGES DELIVERED IN A COOL BOX!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:57, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What sort?
Are you having a BBQ?

Why aren't I invited?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I finished Mockingjay last night, i was disappointed on the wholee

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Maybe it's because you aren't 17.
I thought as endings go it was alright.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Well yes, I meant throughout the series really. i found it quite irritating
nice easy read though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I thought it was the weakest book of the three
but worked very well as an ending. I don't care if I am twice the age of the target demographic, I think they're brilliant books.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I wouldn't say brilliant, but certainly a well written trilogy of books for children.
I can think of many worse books for children, such as Harry Potter or Twilight.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Twilight is not a series of books
It's a poorly-thought out collection of words, edited into an order which makes some vague sense but is nonetheless utter bollocks.

Just finished Game of Thrones, which was quality. Itching to pick up A Clash of Kings but have just started an OU course so best not.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:10, Reply)

I really hope he doesn't die before he finishes the series.
In any case, before I read the next one (when he finally writes it) I'll have forgotten all the characters. I had enough trouble remembering them while reading the damn books.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Hadn't considered his mortality
Wasn't it originally supposed to be a trilogy anyway?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)

FUCKING GAY more like!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Birthday present from my brother and sister.
I don't have a garden Al, no chance of a BBQ at mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

That's not a bad present actually.
Unless you really hate sausages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Or he's secretly Jewish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I am well chuffed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

LOL you have to live on food aid or you'll die of hunger because you are broke!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I get this new and topical joke!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Careful, or mumps might get upset.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I find this extremely unlikely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

No, you're correct.
He is the epitome of level headed calm. Much as Captain Placid is a prime example of the kind of man you'd want to look after your teenage daughter.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)

What was so cool about the box?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

It had scenes from Auschwitz on it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Sexy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:00, Reply)

oh ho,
I see what you've done there.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Gasp in amazement at my clever wordplay skills.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

This guy's good, WP - REALLY good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Also, I put it to you that this is NOT all very interesting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

It would be if you weren't some kind of half man vegetable eater.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Tangles eats Downs kids?!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

They are likely to have a shorter lifespan anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Well, I thought we were referring to the rest of the thread.
But now you mention it, it's true that I have little to no interest in your ground meat stuffed inside intestines.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)

80 sausages is far too many for one man.
I shall come and help you eat them. Now.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

What sort of sausages?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

A wide selection.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)