For mine, I'd have no dress code, as I've found that how people dress doesn't change how much of a wanker they are
I'd have a pool table, I'd show sports on TV (only if requested though, and it'd be in a seperate room to the main bar). I'd have live bands on from time to time, but I'd prefer a well stocked jukebox.

There would have to be a large beer garden, as there are very few of them round here, makes me realise just how much I actually miss using them.

There would be a minimum of 4 ales on at a time, with at least 1 being locally sourced. Cocktails would only be allowed once a week, pitchers are a no-no.

I'd also allow suggestions for what the next ale should be!

Drinks banned would be Fosters, Carlsberg and Pepsi, it's real Coke (and Diet) or nothing.

/just like last time.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Great it'll be full of chav twats in 3/4ength track suit trousers and vests
Can they bring their Staffies in?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I've been to places before where shoes are a must, people must be well dressed, etc
And there's still been people kicking off all the time.

Remove the things they're more likely to drink, and they're less likely to be there, hence the no Carlsberg, etc.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

You definitely need to ban Stella then

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Happily

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

what's up with pepsi and coke and not being the real thing?
do you drink a lot of coca cola?
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Nope, I just don't like Pepsi

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Wham!
I wasn't expecting that
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

cos the girls from Wham! were called Pepsi and Coke or something

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Aren't they essentially the same thing, just in different packaging?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

i think pepsi IS sweeter

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Didn't she marry Spandau Ballet or something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Aha!

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

THEY TASTE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, FFS

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

where the hell do you drink that the people are going without shoes?
OMG
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Macclesfield.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:37, Reply)

ah makes sense
what with people living longer there are fewer corpses lying about to get shoes from
(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Most pubs are more than happy to allow you in wearing trainers, Q

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

if i went to a pub carrying gym equipment i'm pretty sure they'd refuse to serve me

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Trainers that you wear on your feet, Q

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

what you mean like one of those personal trainers who helps you stretch before you exercise?

(quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

So it'll be full of blokes and no women?
Sounds shit.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

I'm unsure where it says that.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Cocktails are a draw for women.
Not every girl likes cocktails or cares that much, but it only takes one in a group to say, nah I fancy some cocktails to stop them all going.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)

Obvious strikethrough time
tail
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

My old local offers cocktails once in a blue moon, when they do them, they do well
When people come in the week after, ask for them, and don't get them, it's rare for them to then leave. They'll usually just pick something else instead.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

It does not sound like a female friendly pub.

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Would still have a wine selection and a good collection of spirits with mixers for them

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Women look at a pub with pool tables, sport on the telly
and real ales on the counter and go to a cocktail bar instead.
( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Hence the sports being on in a different room, would probably have the pool table in there too

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Perhaps you could have another room for knitting or summat?
Maybe playing old episodes of Woman's Hour?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I'm turning up naked

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)

+to show off my sunburned armpits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Stabbed in the back again :(

( Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Stop running away then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Get in my new thread arsewipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)