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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How about inviting your mum to your girlfriends?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I had thought of vice versa, but this also could work...
CHeers Gonzgam
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Don't make it the first time they meet though, might be a bit much.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I was thinking of doing just that
and then proposing on xma eve, when there was no possible way of geting home...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Get her name tattooed on your chest first.
Then rip your shirt off just before you propose.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Chest? pussy
I'm having it done the length of my dick.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Her name's "Jo" then?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Persephone as it happens
I might have to include her surname to cover the whole length.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Persephone? Speaking as someone with a wanky ponce name, That's a very wanky ponce name.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
yeah, it's also made up for the knob-gag
like I'd tell you any real details of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Better hope her name's Vi.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
"Welcome to Jamaica, please enjoy your stay".

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Is your mum ready to get married again though?
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
If she was i'd suggest you Gonz, you'd mak an awesome step dad.
Actually I was trying to pimp you out to my ex-wife the other day bt she's mooning over some pretty-boy musician type.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I can play different notes on the violin now ! It's just a matter of time before I'm playing this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGRl1_I-no
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Excellent, when he inevitably fucks her over and she's feeling vulnerable I'll give you a bell.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
He'll set them up, I'll knock 'em down.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Sounds good to me. Hope you want kids.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Do they do anything good?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
depends on the child.
if they're yours and hers they should be able to cook at least.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

down up
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

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