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How about inviting your mum to your girlfriends?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:44, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I had thought of vice versa, but this also could work...
CHeers Gonzgam
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Don't make it the first time they meet though, might be a bit much.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I was thinking of doing just that
and then proposing on xma eve, when there was no possible way of geting home...
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Get her name tattooed on your chest first.
Then rip your shirt off just before you propose.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Chest? pussy
I'm having it done the length of my dick.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Her name's "Jo" then?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Persephone as it happens
I might have to include her surname to cover the whole length.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Persephone? Speaking as someone with a wanky ponce name, That's a very wanky ponce name.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:04, Reply)
yeah, it's also made up for the knob-gag
like I'd tell you any real details of my life.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
Better hope her name's Vi.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
"Welcome to Jamaica, please enjoy your stay".

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Is your mum ready to get married again though?
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
If she was i'd suggest you Gonz, you'd mak an awesome step dad.
Actually I was trying to pimp you out to my ex-wife the other day bt she's mooning over some pretty-boy musician type.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I can play different notes on the violin now ! It's just a matter of time before I'm playing this...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvGRl1_I-no
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Excellent, when he inevitably fucks her over and she's feeling vulnerable I'll give you a bell.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
He'll set them up, I'll knock 'em down.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Sounds good to me. Hope you want kids.

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Do they do anything good?

(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
depends on the child.
if they're yours and hers they should be able to cook at least.
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:30, Reply)

down up
(, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)

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