I am currently sipping on a martini, in a gold slinky dress, and catching the eye of a very attractive guy across the bar.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He probably thinking
"What's that gold, sequinned nightmare over there staring at me with her lazy eye for? Ugh, I can smell the alcohol over here. I hope she doesn't talk to me".
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

do the single ladies dance.
guys love that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Is that the one where they use you as a stripper pole
and do that bendy-over-backwards thing while grinding her foof into your leg? I don't like that.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

and that's why you will forever be, Kronely

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

This is funny.
well done lad.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

No one comes away from that with any dignity.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Some girl did that to me in a busy pub.
Nobody else was dancing. Everybody was staring. I was embarrassed.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

snail trails

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

haha, which bond film is this from?

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

ALL OF THEM.
He said he didn't want the truth, so I gave him the most bullshit lie I could think of.
In actuality it's 7:30, I'm in my pj's and dressing gown.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

You're doing being a student wrong.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

and there is a man staring at you through the window, desperately tugging his flaccid little baldmonkey cock

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I think you're developing a baldmonkey obsession, Quince

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

i just miss him SO MUCH

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

if i keep talking about him maybe it'll provoke him to come back

(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I doubt it. And even if he can see through my thick window curtains, there's nothing to see. I'm not in my room.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)