Saturday night
Is almost upon us, looks like I'll be drowning my football related sorrows by going out for cocktails.

Cocktails. I ask you. What is your favourite?

Alt; What are you doing this evening?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 16:55, 32 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Cocktails are an expensive way to a colourful rainbow yawn...
I recommend dry Martini and Baileys for those who reckon to be able to drink anything.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)

Vodka Martini. Cosmopolitan. Manhattan.
I only like short cocktails. Those long fizzy cunts are for long fizzy cunts in untucked ben sherman shirts dribbling down the neck of orange birds.

I'm going to the pub.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:23, Reply)

I ended up drinking cocktails with the lezzas after I left you last Saturday. They don't last long enough.
I am braising ox tail and drinking whilst reading a book, following an excellent day of shedtime.

Are you out with Doris this evening? How is she?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

I like cocktails
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There's a place near here does a curry cocktail with corriander and some other things in. It opened fairly recently and the first time we went the barman wouldn't let us order the same thing twice so he could test out his cocktail making skills. If it were cheaper, I'd get wasted there more often
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:32, Reply)

cock

Fucking furry.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

curses!
I believe the proper response is *bang!*, as in The Great Furry Hunt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

Get away from me, you piss on fat women dressed as racoons.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

hey! you asked me to!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

Kamikaze is nice
It's meant to be a shot, but if you make it a long drink with lemonade, it lasts a lot longer.

I'm quite fond of a nice cocktail, me.

Alt: telly, probably.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

See? See?
This is everything that's wrong with cocktails in the 21st century. Fucking hell. A shot. A fucking shot. That you can dilute with fucking lemonade.

Fuck.

Ing.

Hell.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

I bet she's orange too.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Civilisation 1 doesn't run on Windows 7
but today I got Civilisation 3 from a car boot sale. Will it work........ drumroll...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

*rolls drum*

( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

keep rolling rolling rolling

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:55, Reply)

YES! It works!
(only everythign on my screen is now MASSIVE)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Run it in a VM.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:55, Reply)

with the roof raised or lowered?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Yup.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 18:12, Reply)

hypnotq martini
Insta-drunk
alt celebrating the bffs first wedding anniversary
( Lisette von Falcon, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:53, Reply)

ginger beer and rum, so I can have something piratey inside me

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 17:54, Reply)

What, like a Somalian's cock?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Cocktails
Anthing with vodka - especially if the added ingredient is more vodka. I'm also partial to (not a cocktail)champagne and framboise. In fact, I'll be drinking that very thing tonight.
Just assembled the bits for chimichurri to go with some steaks my G/F assures me are excellent. Dinner should be awesome!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Gin martini
Whiskey sour, and Tom Collins are favourites. I'm not a fan of oversweet cocktails. Martinis are dangerous though, I think three would have me on the floor.
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 19:09, Reply)

White russian, totally lovely, if a little dangerous because it tastes like coffee milkshake. :)
Alt:Watching the boy play Spiderman on the PS2 while I eat dinner and feeling sickly. fantasizing about an early night.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 19:48, Reply)

^ top parenting here ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 20:03, Reply)

meh, he's happy, I'm happy, what more do you want stumpy?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 6 Oct 2012, 20:04, Reply)

How about reading with him rather than just dumping him down in front of a Playstation?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 6 Oct 2012, 20:09, Reply)

Long Island Iced Tea

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 1:06, Reply)

Luke Solomon
Holding it down. Off my tits. You wish you were here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 1:11, Reply)

I'm working at a wedding reception.
A man who has probably just turned 18 asked me for a sex on the beach. I lolled, but still made him his girls drink.
( wanderlust, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 1:18, Reply)

Lustyyyyyyy!
Next time I come and stay can I take you and Monts out for dinner?
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)

niggaz be trippin yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 7 Oct 2012, 1:22, Reply)